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HUMOR The Force Awakens VS...throw your movie garbage

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Dec 30, 2014.

  1. HansOle

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    The Hobbit: The hunt for the ring

    Planet of the apes.: Wookie lands

    Highlander VIII: Ohh no there is another

    The Munny IV: The Fraser Awakening
     
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    TMNT 2: secret of the booze
     
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    MarsPhoenix Sith Psychiatrist

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    Spaceballs 3: the search for Spaceballs 2
     
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    Die Hard 6: Retire Hard
     
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    Or from the same people that brought you parodies like Scary Movies...

    Reet Hard, featuring Demi Moore, Sacha Baron Cohen and David Hasselhoff
     
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    Steven Segal returns the silver screen in . . . . pretty much anything.
     
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    Kindergarten Robocop
    Dumb and dumpster
     
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    Assassin's Creed: The Movie... oh wait we cancelled it, SORRY!
     
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    Avengers v.s The Justice League

    Avatar II: Part I

    And since someone above mentioned Ron Howard, why not have Ron Jeremy make a movie to compete with Star Wars, as well?

    Here are some ideas: An Avengers spinoff, called "Avengers: The Wrath of Loki's staff, Batman v.s Yo Momma, The Hobbit: A little man with a big.....um... *cough cough* quest, Star Wh*res: Leia's buns of steel, The Fantastic Foursome, and finally, XXX-men: The wolverine's Revenge.
     
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    Return of the Son of the Man Who Saves The World: IN 3D! (Nicknamed Turkish Star Wars III)
    Fugitive Alien 3: Ken Vs. Ken
    Birdemic 3: Now With 50% More Pointless Romance
     
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    Sharknado 4: Because, F*ck You

    also, the low budget rip off of Star Wars, Ancient Aliens: The Movie
     
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    Captain Cuba
    Cuba's attempt to make a movie like Captain America. It's set during the Spanish-American War. Teddy Roosevelt is the villain. FYI, it's not the funny Robin Williams Roosevelt either, they make him a real A-hole.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh man the original was such a classic of cinema, I still remember how I felt the first time I saw it. I knew my life was forever changed and I would never see a movie like that again.

    Anyway, does anyone know where I can find a copy of Santa Claus conquers the Martians?

    Hahahaha
     
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