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The Mouse Droid and Force Pike Awards

Discussion in 'Forum Feedback (The Cantina)' started by Pobody's Nerfect, Nov 9, 2014.

  1. Pobody's Nerfect

    Pobody's Nerfect Jedi General

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    Dear Cantina Staff,

    Yesterday I was awarded a Mouse Droid and a Force Pike.

    Unfortunately, my son-in-law Tony came by the house yesterday. I'm not sure whose shoulders are more hairy, Tony's or Chewbacca's. The poor Mouse Droid saw Tony and hid under the couch. Then the cat started scratching the couch and the Mouse Droid peed some oil on the carpet. Poor thing was terrified. I tried coaxing it out of hiding with some cheese and a picture of Carrie Fisher in a gold bikini, but it won't move.

    Funny, Carrie Fisher in a gold bikini always moves me.

    Anyway, I've got an oil spot on the carpet, a Mouse Droid hiding under my couch and a Force Pike in my hands. You see where this is going, don't you?

    If someone were to, idk, maybe accidentally prod the back end of a Mouse Droid with a Force Pike, and the resulting sparks sort of maybe caught the oil on the carpet on fire, and my - I mean somebody's - house burned down, um, would the Cantina's insurance policy cover it?
     
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    Echo-07 Rebel Official

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    This isn't the Cantina you're looking for . . . .
     
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