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HUMOR The Shipping Poll Jamboree!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Pomojema, May 6, 2017.

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Where are you shipping on up to?

  1. Freed From The Friendzone (Rey/Finn)

    13 vote(s)
    25.0%
  2. Not Happening, LOL (Rey/Poe)

    9 vote(s)
    17.3%
  3. Love Can Bloom On The Battlefield (Finn/Poe)

    10 vote(s)
    19.2%
  4. Hero Worship (Finn/Rose)

    17 vote(s)
    32.7%
  5. Carrie's Legacy (Poe/Kaydel)

    6 vote(s)
    11.5%
  6. Ace Pilots (Poe/Jessika)

    3 vote(s)
    5.8%
  7. BWC (Chewbacca/Maz)

    14 vote(s)
    26.9%
  8. Reylo, AKA Figurative Trash (Rey/Ben)

    19 vote(s)
    36.5%
  9. Millicent Approves (Ben/Armitage)

    4 vote(s)
    7.7%
  10. Other Ships (EXPLAIN, HUMAN)

    8 vote(s)
    15.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Pomojema

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    Alright, you nutcases, because you demanded it! A thread dedicated to pointlessly poll which way you think the ships are headed toward. Vote and explain how you voted in this thread if you so choose (and especially if you vote "other"). Actual discussion will go in the other thread.

    To start: I voted for Rey/Finn, Poe/Kadel, and Chewbacca/Maz.
     
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    There is only one ship I can vote for: Snoke/Bor Gulet, or as I like to call it -

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    EDIT:
    Upon further thought, I also voted BWC. (chewbacca)
     
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    Why not all of them! Let all the characters end up in a love ball of human flesh like the one from Inside.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Phasbacca
     
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    What no Rathtars? They need love too.
     
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    p03 Human/Cyborg Relations

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    Thank the world this place is showing some sanity for the first time in a while :cool:
     
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    @FN-3263827: Please stop giving me "Trolling" ratings for the OP. This thread is meant to be humorous in nature. No ill will is meant toward any shipper even though I did take a jab at Reylo.

    ...Also, I can kind of just delete the rating with my powers as a moderator. Which is what I've been doing a couple of times now. (And I usually don't, by the way.)
     
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    Some people are taking this thread a lot more seriously than they have any right to. And that makes me a sad panda. "Shipping is the worst part of any fandom" indeed. :/
     
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    Yes, and it will likely become worse.
     
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    Finn/Rose

    The actress who plays Rose mentioned a few times that she wore a Finn T-Shirt at SWC. I also believe she wore one at SWCO, anyway I ship Finn and Rose.
     
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    Too obvious, they're selling so so hard. Rose is clearly Snoke in disguise.
     
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    You aim to low. She's clearly PLAGUEIS.
     
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    You mean she's really Poopy Butthol
     
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    Same person.
     
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    The solution?

    SHIP ALL OF THE THINGS!
     
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    No, she's Goku Black. And Freddy Fazbear. Who are also Snoke.
     
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    Snoke is everywhere and in all dead things.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Plagueis confirmed.
     
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    i picked a couple to do with Finn and Poe (including them getting together because lol why not?), but i also chose Other.

    i've speculated on some thread, somewhere, that maybe Ben already has a secret wife and/or child, much like Anakin, and is only being as evil as he is so as to figure out how to save them from death (hence the, "I'll finish what you started," line).
     
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    If Ben has a secret wife with that anger and Serial killer tendencies then I feel for that wife. Maybe he's angry cause Finn had eyes for her.

    Finn finds out Ben has a wife and tells Captain Phasma

    Ben"Traitor!"
     
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