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The Wretched Hive award

Discussion in 'Forum Feedback (The Cantina)' started by Pobody's Nerfect, Oct 4, 2014.

  1. Pobody's Nerfect

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    Dear Cantina staff,

    The Wretched Hive award was bestowed upon me today.

    How dare you?

    First, where was the ceremony? Carrie Fisher didn't kiss me, the Rebels on Yavin didn't salute me, John Williams' score didn't play for me. My droids weren't even cleaned and polished. This is how you honor me?

    Second, "Wretched Hive"? Really? Now I'll give you the wretched part. I look wretched. I feel wretched. And don't even ask me how I smell today. Scum and villainy are my guiding principles in life. Mos Eisley is like a second home to me, and for all I know, the only home for a few of my illegitimate kids, too. Really, you'd be amazed what Tattooine girls will do for a ride off that rock. But I digress. I'm down with wretched. No prob. But hive?

    I'm not part of any hive, nor do I participate in any hive-like activities. No sir! I'm WAY too cool to associate with any hive, no matter how many times they don't invite me.

    Then I noticed the H and J keys are right next to each other on a keyboard, and both are pushed using the right index finger. So what if I push ALL the keys with my right index finger? Not everybody is as coordinated as Han Solo, you know. I'm a little more like Jar-Jar, har-har.

    See what I did there? I confused the H and J keys just like you did! You really meant to award me the Wretched Jive award because the jive I write is so wretched!

    So do I get a kiss from Carrie Fisher?
     
    #1 Pobody's Nerfect, Oct 4, 2014
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    Echo-07 Rebel Official

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    On behalf of the staff here at The Cantina we apologize for absolutely nothing! Carrie Fisher, aka Leia Skywalker-Organa-SOLO would sooner kiss a wookiee! :mad:

    (falcon)
     
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    Voxx Jedi Hero of Legend

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    I say we should bestow a special unique award of the Wretched Jive trophy to Mr. Nobody here.
     
    #3 Voxx, Oct 5, 2014
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    Good idea, tomvoxx, I got his Wretched Jive trophy right here:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Aw, shucks! You guys are too much. I haven't cried like this since that Skywalker guy killed my pet Rancor.
     
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