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Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by sbs87, Oct 2, 2015.

  1. sbs87

    sbs87 Lord of The Dark Arts

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    Ok guys lets vent a bit and have a little fun at the same time. You have all see it. A new guy joins the forum and proclaims "I've figured it all out!!!" Etc. So let's release some anger and let a little hatred flow but in a safe parentally controlled manner. SHEEV COMMANDS IT!

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    "What if Kylo Ren is Ezra Bridgers!"

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    1. Serkis is playing as Plagueis!

    2. Everyone new is someone from the OT's kid!

    3. My cousin told me blank is in the movie!

    4. Max von Sydow is Kanan Jarrus!

    5. Kira Rey Solo and Kylo Ren Solo!
     
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    DISNEY HATES THE FANS.
     
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    Voxx Jedi Hero of Legend

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    6. Anything from someone with the word "Spoiler" in their username.

    7. What if Finn is Lando's son?

    8. I hope Mara Jade is in it!

    9. I heard Luke is only in 1 scene!

    10. Okay here's what the next trailer will have in it.
     
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  6. sbs87

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    This is a little throw back pre Adam driver announced as Kylo ren but the " Adam Driver is in that greenham commons set pic as a an xwing pilot!!!" Or "he's a double agent!" LMAO!
     
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    In all honesty, this is a pretty hateriffic thread and will probably be shut down... (emperor)
     
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    The alleged story arc on pole dancing twi'lek slaves and their escape. That was too much.
     
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    That would be a good anthology film.
     
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    I feel like I've heard a similar story before either in TCW series or in Vette's storyline on SWTOR. I agree with Voxx; that would be a great anthology film.
     
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    Hold on as I go find the first thing I ever wrote on here
     
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    For the record, we don't sponsor noob first posts.
     
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    You mean every thing you ever wrote on here *cough* huh what?
     
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    "KYLO REN IS DARTH REVAN!!!!!!"

    ALSO WHERE THE F IS STARKILLER????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Byron Skywalker
     
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    Tough crowd.
     
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    Juuuust kidding.
     
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    I know I know. Light sarcasm. :)
     
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