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HUMOR Trailer #2 sent for Translation (APRIL FOOLS!)

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. MarsPhoenix

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    Ok...
    I always told you if I have legitimate info on The Force Awakens, it would come either from the gaming industry (I have close friends that are frontline in that area)... or Translation (English to French)... of material (Marketing, dubbing, trailers, posters...etc).

    Well.. 2 days ago (I've been waiting to post it on April Fool's since it may just be considered as a joke and no one would try to trace and find who leaked the info)... I got a good description of what the second trailer for The Force Awakens was.... in French! :)

    What I heard from the rumors on the Internet is that the English Trailer is supposed to be released in the Celebration event in a couple of weeks.... and then in front of The Avengers in May.

    It was a challenge here in Canada, since the trailer will be released on Starwars.com the next days or so after Celebration. We don't have an equivalent in the french language so it would mean, 2-3 weeks of the Star Wars trailer, in english, being shown online and none in french. For the most anticipated movie of the year.

    So there is a plan of releasing the trailer, in french, on Netflix and to premiere it on TVA (Major French-Canadian TV channel)... 3rd week of April.

    EDITED

    Here's a recollection of what he told me he has seen... it's not much:

    I copy paste what was sent to me:

    EDITED

    Let's go:

    - Un chateau qui est en feu, il y a de la boucane
    - Un extra-terrestre qui questionne la quête de Daisy
    - Daisy à ce moment dit quelque chose qui resssemble à " Nous voulons trouver le propriétaire de cet arme"
    - Daisy présente le sabre à l'extra-terrestre
    - L'extra-terrestre répond quelque chose comme: Vous vous engagez dans une dangereuse aventure.

    - Un endroit avec plein de gens subit un tremblement de terre
    - Chewbacca qui hurle
    - Stormtroopers & d'autre monde qui se tirent dessus
    - Ce qui ressemble à Darth Vader de dos allume son sabre laser

    - Daisy dit quelque chose comme "Pouvez-vous nous porter assistance?"
    - Han Solo répond à Daisy "Nous avons besoin d'action!"
    - Le Faucon passe à travers une structure, et est frappé par un rayon laser et prends en feu
    - Des vaisseaux s'approchent d'une grande structure
    - Un nouveau Droid en boule (super drôle) qui attaque des stormtroopers
    - Une armée de robot menaçant qui avance
    - Un stormtrooper qui meurt dans les bras d'un autre stormtrooper et qui lui laisse du sang sur son casque.
    - Les droids, Leia, Han... et d'autres je ne m'en souviens plus, ça va vite

    - à la fin il y a une scène avec Darth Vader (lui ressemble) qui s'approche de la caméra.... y a deux sabres laser qui s'allument (vert et bleu)

    I will take the time to translate it later on., and editing some parts for my friend's privacy.
     
    #1 MarsPhoenix, Apr 1, 2015
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    oui oui baguette
     
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    Nice sounds pretty cool. Thanks for the info. Can't wait.
     
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    sounds cool....
     
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    Excuse mua? (Sorry, I know less about written French that verbal French)
     
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    They speak French in Canada?!?!?
     
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    ...some parts in canada do, yes!
     
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    HOLY CRAP!
    if the translation is right (Which its google, so its poor)

    We will get to hear Daisy Speak and It might actually back up some stuff MakingStarWars has said about the start of the movie. (I.E. Finn and Stormtroopers and his friend)

    Sounds awesome!
     
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    April Fools. I knew they did.
     
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    Translation per Google Translate

    Allo clown face!

    I hope you are doing well (...)
    I try to describe to you what I saw ... seriously it goes so fast! By the way, (...) This is what I saw ... I know you're a fan of Star Wars over

    - A castle is on fire, there is a smudge
    - An alien who questions the pursuit of Daisy
    - Daisy at the time said something to resssemble "We want to find the owner of the gun"
    - Daisy this sword in the Extra-Terrestrial
    - The alien replied something like: You engage in a dangerous adventure.

    - A place with lots of people suffered an earthquake
    - Chewbacca screaming
    - Stormtroopers & other world shooting each
    - What looks like Darth Vader back lit his lightsaber

    - Daisy said something like, "Can you take us support?"
    - Han Solo meets Daisy "We need action!"
    - The Falcon passes through a structure and is hit by a laser beam and means fire
    - Vessels approaching a large structure
    - A new Droid ball (super funny) attacking stormtroopers
    - A menacing robot army advancing
    - A stormtrooper who dies in the arms of another stormtrooper and that leaves him with blood on his helmet.
    - The droids, Leia, Han ... and others I do not remember, it goes fast

    - At the end there is a scene with Darth Vader (like him) who comes to the camera .... there are two lightsabers that light (green and blue)
     
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    meh :-D
     
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    The rebels have a robot army?
     
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    Also, if it is the trailer (which compared to other "descriptions" this one sounds legit.)

    It will show how dark the movie is. At least that's what I am getting from the rough translation.

    Awesome OP, thanks for posting this.

    EDIT:
    I really shouldn't be getting myself excited about this because it might not be true.. BUT, oh do I hope it is true, that last shot is chill-inducing
     
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    Oh, Google translate! "Can you take us support?", indeed!
     
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    I love the Hello Clown Face part!!
     
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    God that country is messed up. ;)
     
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    Im obviously not French, but here is a VERY sketch outline:


    Castle burning
    Alien talking with Daisy
    Daisy showing Alien lightsaber
    We are in for a dangerous adventure

    Earthquake
    Chewie screams
    Stormtroopers shooting
    Bad guy with lightsaber

    Daisy asking someone for help
    Han saying he is down for some action
    Millenium Falcon is hit by lasers and on fire
    Ships approaching a big structure
    BB-8 jacking up Stormtroopers
    Scary looking Droid army advancing
    Stormtrooper dying in the arms of another stormtrooper leaving blood on helmet
    Everyone flashes across the screen
    Bad guy approaches and two lightsabers light up - blue and green
     
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    You should have edited out who your source is, now you'll get the poor girl in trouble.
     
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    Well, it sure is better than the one on reddit with giant Rey and MvS biting Han's throught.
     
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    Yeah, that's why I didn't post the translation.

    If you do, I would edit out the top half and just post the description.
     
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