HUMOR Walking Out on Star Wars

That's a funny one Goofy

Well, for my part, the only reason I would walk out on Star Wars 7 is an urge to pee or diarrhea

 

Seriously walk out? Never. I couldn't even force myself to walk out on twilight, if my friends had made me see Fifty Shades I might've though, out of respect for friends I have in BDSM.

Things that would make me want to walk out?

Kylo Ren Solo, and I will stand by that even if I'm the only one who hates it.

Good guy Kylo Ren

Secret Agent Finn

Asokha

Boba "Adriaaaaaaaan" Fett, as in Sylvester Stallone as Boba Fett

Carrie Fisher and the return of the metal bikini

Finn Callrisian

Any form of JarJar cameo

 

The only movie I walked out... and I was hysterical, was the first Harry Potter movie.... I was angry.
I survived 50 shades, Meet Joe Black, Lethal Weapon 3, Austin Power II & Nothing Hill

The only concern I have.... since time is passing by and I am getting older... I am planning in waiting in lines with Star Wars fans for hours, just for the sake of nostalgia. When the midnight screening starts... I am afraid I may fall asleep. I think I might bring some Wake-Up pills with me, just in case.

 

no way in hell im walking out. lol. ill probably love it even if its bad

 

I agree after waiting over a year I would not walk out because I expected it to be a good movie.

 

Maybe if the building was on fire I'd consider walking out.

Otherwise, I'll be there for the duration.

 

I'll walk out if Jar Jar or a similar character is involved, if the CGI is as poor as Attack Of The Clones or the original cast get killed off before they get justifiable screen time/action

 

I guess you don't like a clumsy cast.

 

You are a special kind of stubborn.

 

There is little that they could possibly do (within reason...) that could keep me from seeing this movie several times.

Edit: Although I typically don't walk out of movies. I just fall asleep. Or just laugh my butt off the whole time.

Fell asleep in Speed Racer, Land of the Lost, Wanderlust...Laughed my butt off at all of the Twilight movies.

 

And I will be a special kind of vindicated when I am right in the end hahaha

 

I am sure when you learn that Ren Solo's title is Kylo you will indeed be vindicated that there are no non hyphenated 3 part names, but it will be a hollow vindication cause you know he's a Solo

Also if Ahsoka was cutting down gold bikini Leia and Jar Jar I think you would forgive the issues.

 

I actually fell asleep for most of ROTS. Had I actually enjoyed the first part I would have tried to stay awake.

 

I know I only stayed awake during order 66 & the lightsaber duels my gf had to nudge me awake every time I drifted off.

 

I will certainly give the film a full viewing, though if I hate it, I will feel its legitimacy and my investment in it draining out of me with each excruciating second. Though frankly, many of us have already been through this, with The Phantom Menace 20 years ago. As with that film and its sequel, I sat throughout the first one and boycotted the second. I finally saw it after seeing ROTS in the theatre.

I really hope it doesn't come to that.

 

Seriously! I recently tried to watch all the films through again and I can say that ROTS categorically has the worst opening act of any Star Wars movie, I was falling asleep after 5 minutes.

 

There's not a single thing that would ever make me walk out of the cinema during TFA. But if it starts getting crappy like TPM, I'd sit and scoff at and criticise the rest of the film the whole way through (quietly, of course, so as not to upset others seeing the film ). But beyond that, I'd sit it out and then just trash it online with the rest of you.

 

i've only ever walked out of a cinema before the movie ended once and it was over the second Narnia movie, Prince Caspian. it was the scene towards the end that suddenly had some chick, like Hillary Duff maybe, singing a guitar song over the scene. way to break the atmosphere, guys! what a load of blast that movie was!

Tree of Life also sucked a big one, but i saw that on a plane so all i could do was angrily switch it to The Other Guys and forever grumble about my wasted time. you know what makes flying coach suck more than it already does? Tree of Life.

in all honesty, i think i'll have to stick it out the whole way through, even if something unforgivably bad happens. i'll just end up on here with a laundry list of faults and slowly vent my frustration away. i'd be so pissed if this movie sucks! you have any idea how much time i waste on any given day reading up on this blast??

so, what would be unforgivably bad?
1) lame ass modern guitar chick songs instead of a normal score.
2) anything too cheesy; a broad stroke, i know, but if it's too cheesy i will definitely not be impressed.
3) secretly a Tree of Life sequel.

 

I've stated before that the floating hand is a deal breaker for me. I stopped short of saying I'll walk out. If I actually see it, I think I'll be in shock. If they can't somehow redeem themselves by the time I regain my senses, I'll leave. I'll just feel insulted if I'm supposed to buy into something so stupid. Ill wall it off like it never happened, live in denile, and keep my childhood memories. I won't risk them not having what they mean to me.