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SPECULATION What will be Luke's first lines in Episode 8?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Lord Skywalker, Jan 2, 2016.

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What are his first lines?

Poll closed Apr 28, 2016.
  1. A: Keep it, it's yours

    4 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. B: Give me that!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. C: come to papa

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%
  4. D: I lost my marbles. .Have you seen my marbles?

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%
  1. temtam

    temtam Rebel General

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    "Where'd you get that?"
     
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    Think is pretty obvious, "Now let's unleash the PAIN"

    [​IMG]

    But before that, when Rey handles Luke the Blue Lightsabre she says "Happy father's Day"

    (it's love and feelings on Disney movies, families are the much important thing)
     
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    SPECULATION #1
    There will be a music, then Luke will start singing "Let it gooooo, let it gooooooo"


    SPECULATION #2
    Luke - Okay, stay calm, stay calm...
    Rey - I AM calm!
    Luke - I'm talking to myself.


    SPECULATION #3
    Luke - You are too aged to be trained. Sorry. We've tried twice to teach long-aged children, it didn't work very well...


    SPECULATION #4
    Luke - GG WP (great game, well played)! You found me! It's now your turn to hide, I count 'til 1 million.
     
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    Quietly but intensely interested he steps toward Rey, "No, that's impossible."
     
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    "We don't accept flyers and brochures, didn't you see the note in the entrance?"

    or

    "I've already had that piece of s..t, it is useless, go bring me another "
     
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    Luke's frown turns to a smile as he realises that Rey is a real person, the first he has seen in over a decade...

    "Hey there. You're real aren't you? I'm Luke. Luke Skywalker."

    Rey's apprehension melts away and a smile appears on her face...

    "I'm Rey. I'm here to learn the ways of the force. Leia sent me."

    Luke is clearly delighted, he takes the saber from her hand and looks at it, recognises it, smiles broadly...

    "Sure, sure I'll teach you the ways of the force. Welcome to my academy. This is my other student."

    Luke steps aside and gestures behind where he stood before, at a partially deflated ball with a drawn on face...

    "Rey, this is Wilson."
     
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    [​IMG]
    "Yo ho, yo ho, a jedi's life for meeeeeee...." ;)
     
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    why is the blue milk gone.
     
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    Oh God another Jehovah witness ...
     
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    "You're blocking the view."
     
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    Rey holds out the Lightsaber.

    LUKE
    (Clutching his head, eyes shut)
    Whoah! Jedi Mind Chick!
     
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    "So how's everyone doing? Been working on important force stuff myself. Can't wait to see everyone again. Especially Han. Love that guy."
     
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    LUKE
    Where's the hand?

    REY
    What?

    LUKE
    Look, if you want a refund, you'll need to include the hand it originally came with.
     
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    Rey: "I've missed you"
    Luke: "I know".
     
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    Simple: Luke slowly raises a stretched out arm pointing at Rey like she is pointing the saber at him and in an gruffly, wise, old voice Luke whispers, "Pull my finger."


    Giving a serious thought, I'd like, "And so it begins..."
    --- Double Post Merged, Jan 10, 2016, Original Post Date: Jan 10, 2016 ---

    There is A LOT of funny stupid and funny witty in this thread. Ty all for making me crack up. The post above takes first place gold medal for me.

    Pricesless Lord Malkovich. The dark side is strong with you.
     
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    Luke - "Yeah, yeah, lightsaber, the force, all that junk, we'll get to it later... right now I need a ride to Toshi Station. I've been out of power converters for like five years or so. Damn First Order keeps hijacking my planet express shipments. I hate those guys! Especially that Kylo nerd. He's my nephew and all, but man is he a Dick or what!?
     
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    Well, now that he looks like one of the Bee Gees...

    Here I am,
    prayin' for this moment to last,
    livin' on the music so fine,
    borne on the wind,
    makin' it mine.

    Light Saber, light saber.
    We know how to do it.
    Gimme that light saber, light saber.
    We know how to glow it.

    Or...

    Rey: I've finally found Ahch-to
    Luke: Bless you my child.
     
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    "Sorry about the mess."
     
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    "So... do you talk first, or do I talk first?"

    "No good. Lando knows I wanted that bet paid in cold hard credits... tell him to throw that crap back over the side of Cloud City and bring me some cash."

    "Oh, no. Old Ben talked to you in a vision, didn't he? He swore he'd stop doing that."

    "How's Han?"

    "I am the great and powerful Oz."

    "We're sorry, but the number you are trying to reach has been disconnected."

    (in Joker voice) "Harley, you're the greatest!!"
     
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