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What's wrong with Ewoks?

Discussion in 'Original Trilogy' started by Captain Sabalan, Oct 19, 2014.

  1. NunbNuts

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    Desperate for what? I really don't care if you like Ewoks or not, just stick to your opinion and don't try to retcon the movie to fit your fan theories. They didn't fail to create what the Ewoks were supposed to be, YOU just failed to understand. In 34 years of Star Wars fandom you're the only person I've ever met who came to this conclusion. Seriously, is there anybody else on this forum who has a hard time with this? Lots of people don't like the Ewoks, or the film, but not for the reasons you've been blabbering about. Film technique has very little to do with what we're talking about and is just your desperate attempt to change the subject and muddy the issue. They could have done things better but they explained things well enough that you shouldn't be THIS confused and they shouldn't have to revamp the movie for the sake of your confusion. Every point I made can be backed up Wookieepedia, EU novels or novelizations. And when it became clear you wouldn't accept that I just stuck to points from the film. Every point you've made has come from your own imagination. It's sad the way you keep debating a point that was cleared up days ago and keep trying to send the conversation off on tangents. Don't be mad that I'm sticking to the topic of discussion and falling into the smokescreen of your stubbornness.
     
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    I explained why why you're argument is wrong and why I don't like the Ewoks. A lot of people might feel the same way, but just didn't know how to explain why the Ewoks were bad, other than their dorkyness. I used film technique to show how idiotic you're argument was. I did not recon the movie to fit my theory, you're head is just too far up you're own a** to understand any logical point I make. You repeatedly ignored everything as if I hadn't said it because although my points were logical, you had to find some sort of way to make your arguments make sense. As I said. Desperate attempts.
     
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    The special editions blink creepily.
     
  4. NunbNuts

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    Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. A really dumb brick wall. Yes, plenty of other people dislike Ewoks and I'm sure they're able to explain why. It's what this thread is filled with, unlike you they actually made sense though. "I used film technique to show how idiotic your argument was", I seriously busted out laughing at that one and am just starting to feel sorry for you. I think there's something wrong with you. Anyway, you're right, the Ewoks were cowards who only fought out of fear that C-3PO would smite them down. Great insight. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get busy ignoring you.
     
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    @NunbNuts & @JacobTheJedi

    You're both entitled to your opinions, and it's okay to disagree. What's not OK is letting it get personal, which it clearly has.

    From here on out, keep it civil.

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    I have defended every claim I have made. Yes I used film technique to criticize a bad part of a film. I agree with your seventh sentence.
     
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    Nothing wrong with Ewoks, I though they were cool in the 1980s. I thought it was a cool to see warrior, cannibal teddy bears.
     
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    You were meant to, it was extreme sarcasm.
     
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    I dislike the Ewoks because they were just kind of annoying to me.
     
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    Ifit was sarcasm you wouldn't have joked "great insight". Nice try though.
     
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    I can't tell, either you're being sarcastic or you don't know what sarcasm is.
     
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    So?
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    I think the Ewoks are funny., Jar-Jar is atrocious. I think the difference between the two serves as a perfect example of the quality between the original trilogy and the prequels.
     
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    Your last comment wasn't sarcastic for the reasons you wanted it to be.
     
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    LOL It was sarcasm by the very definition of the word, which you're apparently unfamiliar with. You just didn't catch on.
     
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    Yes but in the wrong way. In your comment you said "Anyway, you're right, the Ewoks were cowards who only fought out of fear that C-3PO would smite them down". Not put in a sarcastic way already, but it was the "Great insight" that you added afterwards that made it obvious you were just trying to muster up one last crusher and then never argue with me again. In saying, great insight, if that was sarcasm, you did admit I was right, but that my insight was not great and was known by everyone else. I can't believe I have to explain sarcasm in this forum.
     
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    Well, now I wanna see an Ewok eating a Teddy Ruxpin. Thanks for that.
     
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    LOL, this is seriously too funny. Will you stop and read what you're typing before you hit "Post Reply" next time. Might save you some embarrassment. I'm the one who can't believe I have to explain sarcasm. It's clear you don't understand or you're just such a troll you're trying to argue ANYTHING. The "great insight" was sarcasm as well, as you had no insight only crap you keep making up. Seriously, you're making a fool of yourself, have been from the start. Stop talking.

    Sarcasm - remarks that mean the opposite of what they say, made to criticize someone or something in a way that is amusing to others but annoying to the person criticized.

    So once again GREAT INSIGHT!!!! So great in fact that I'm going to use the Ignore feature (I was just going to ignore you but you're too argumentative with your stupidity) for the first time on any board I can remember belonging to. You're either extremely clueless or just a troll, but without much skill since you don't even make sense. I should have known you were clueless from the beginning when you were talking about how deadly/effective stormtroopers had been in the franchise up to the point the Ewoks destroyed them.
     
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    You can't just write crap and explain " it was just sarcasm". There's actually boundries for it. Nice try though. I would suggest in the future that you read what you wrote before you hit the post reply button so you don't keep embarrassing yourself like this.
     
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    Similar to porgs they were just their to sell money. Think about basically little teddy bears easily defeating highly trained imperial soldiers. It just doesn't make sense. In fact I think the ewoks make ROTJ way less enjoyable and puts a bit of a plot hole in the story
     
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