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What's wrong with Ewoks?

Discussion in 'Original Trilogy' started by Captain Sabalan, Oct 19, 2014.

  1. Soren

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    what do you mean stupid character? Jar Jar Binks is a blight on existences; those are real things. He's an obstacle? Yeah he's in the way, and he causes problems he thinks that's how you show real power
    like how sith lords look gristly, you blanch, and they think, you're upset, they made you, upset; power,

    Jar Jar is an idiot, but like, I don't think anyone who loves kids, doesn't love animals, but so too would they love Ewoks, the ewoks were all kids, so like, you think,

    there's such thing, as sith who say they're fans of star wars? yeah they're everywhere, but anyone who hates ewoks, and calls Robin a stupid attempt to bring on more young readers, is literally, actually evil
    all the way
     
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    Ewoks Are Hilarious! They Are Also Super Cute! I Don’t Know Why People Hate Them
     
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    Someone pointed yesterday on tumblr (I know, I know) that Ewoks are the only one in the galaxy we know that have rails in their village. The Empire sees them as primitive but they are the only ones following the Safety Regulations.

    Another plus for Ewoks. HANDRAILS. :D
     
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    And they seem to be a relatively appropriate height for adult humans too. Excellent forethought guys :)
     
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    Wow...thats cool. Do you know the exactly area were the shot the scenes? I was in some parts of the redwood park in California but probably not in the area that the movie was shot.
    I also been at the Death Valley as well but its hard to find the exact spot where the shots were taken...hehehhe
     
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    I love the ewoks but I admit I find their eyes confusing to look at. They add a lot to the nature vs technology theme that I like too. The darkest moment in Star Wars for me is still in ROTJ when that one ewok is dragging his dead friend.
     
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    If I'm wrong I hope more than one planet one day, has them.
     
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    b00ba057344472e6c95cf28a07566cfc--a-more-vintage-toys.jpg

    "Must-kill-prey..."

    Nothing wrong with this Ewok, IMHO. I wouldn't want to encounter him in the dark. ;)
     
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    They're cannibals. And they don't blink.
     
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    Well Wickett didn't eat Leia just yet..
    [​IMG]
     
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    (ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)
    (ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)
    (ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)
    (ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)
    (ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)(ewok)
     
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    I liked them. They are very entertaining and odd. [​IMG]
     
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    Ewoks eat other Ewoks? Was that revealed in the TV movies or something? Wow, way darker than I thought.
     
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    Agreed they made entertainment out of the enemies helmets.
    [​IMG]
     
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    No one can stop his jam!!!
     
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    Everything is wrong with Ewoks.
     
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    Yep he kept the celebration jam going all night.
     
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    The wine and blood flowed all night, his victory is a thing of legend!!!
     
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    I once asked Wickett what was best in life.

    His answer: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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