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HUMOR Who is Luke's beard?

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by Willybobo, Nov 5, 2014.

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Who is Luke's beard?

  1. Mara Jade

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  2. Female ewok

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  3. Oola's sister, Toola

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  4. ScarJo Binks

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  5. Sum Yum Numb (Nien's daughter)

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  6. Asajj Ventress

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  7. Chewie in drag

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  8. A holographic portrait of Mon Mothma

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  9. Sorayama Sexy Robot Style Service Droid

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  10. A member of this board

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  1. Willybobo

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    Luke's sexuality exists in a gray zone. He's been portrayed as a force-sensitive eunuch in the OT... the only passion on display being jealousy at Leia kissing Han... but was it because he would have preferred to kiss Han?

    The life of a jedi is tough. There are so many rules and restrictions, especially in regards to sexuality. Luke must feel repressed, closeted to a certain degree. Or maybe he's a 40 year old virgin?

    If he is gay/bisexual and has been "on the downlow" for the last 30 years, who would be his 'beard'? (Beard is a term for a woman who poses as a closeted gay man's lover/significant other... for appearances.)

    Vote, then also please share who you think Luke's secret gay lover is as well. Thanks.

    P.S. I think his secret lover has to be Lando with help from Lo-bot.
     
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    Domnhall Gleeson. He is playing Mario Jade (a male version of Mara)....

    Ha!
     
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    Remember the red wig made of that one actress' hair?

    It may be what Domnhall wears whenever Luke wants to cosplay as Spider-Man and MJ.
     
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    Lol that was debunked though ;)
    Gleeson has his own long red hair.
     
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    Doth thine carpet matcheth thine drapes?
     
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    Okay. Too far.
    Too far....
     
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    No "Delete Post" button?!?! What have I done!!
     
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    Obviously, it's me.

    Sorry JJ, I just couldn't handle the whole non-disclosure thing anymore. The people need to know!!!!!!
     
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    Luke and Lumpy sitting in a tree.....
     
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    He used to have a sex robot that he got from Japan but when Uncle Owen wouldn't let him go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters he couldn't use it anymore.
     
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