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HUMOR Worst Jobs in the SW Universe

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by SethW, Apr 23, 2018.

  1. SethW

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    Whereas most stories in the SW universe focus on Jedi, Sith, Smugglers, Bounty Hunters, etc., this thread is dedicated to the other guys, the guys nobody bets on, the guys who never get any credit. So, without further ado, a list of the worst jobs in the SW universe:

    Local drinking establishment severed arm remover

    Plumber at Jabba's Palace

    Death Star sewage cleaner

    Palpatine's proctologist

    Sarlacc dentist

    Moon of Endor trash collector (post-Death Star 2 destruction)

    Coruscant window washer

    Alderaan travel agent

    Galactic Empire public relations

    Jedi Temple laundromat (so many tunics)

    Feel free to add more!
     
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    This is an AWESOME idea for a thread!!!

    Death Star Plans final proofreader

    Stormtrooper blaster trainer

    Tatooine sunscreen distributor
     
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    Agreed, changed my "funny" rating to "great post" ;)



    I would'nt want to be...
    Sebulba's twi'lek masseur (to prepare him before the podrace)
    Street cleaner in Jeddah
    Official gardener on Scariff
    Asteroid Spaceworm's Public Relationship
    Mynock's tamer in the Coruscant Space Circus
    Maintenance Agent on Mustafar.
     
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    The films already answer this question: it's Stormtrooper. You are going to die, probably even in the first reel. Good luck and enjoy the crummy pay and no benefits.

    Also nobody will remember you. They say the first Stormtrooper to be shot on the Death Star was named Ernesto, but does anyone remember? There's not even an action figure for him, or if there was, you'd never know because it looks like the other 20000 or so who died on that crummy battle station the very same day.
     
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    Jabba's Personal Trainer
     
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    let's not forget the two most obvious agricultural roles:

    moof milker & nerf herder. : D
     
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    Hosnian Prime Tourist Agent
    Moisture Farming
    Imperial Ethics Committee
    Hoth Ice Cream Truck Driver
    Kylo Ren's Therapist
    Mustafar Landscaping
     
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    I refuse to work as:
    Space Travel Agency on Eadu.
    Bantha Inseminator on Tatooine.
    Mudhorn Midwife on Arvala-7.
     
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    Salt miner on Crait. A world of arid and featureless expanses of salt and mineral deposits. The nearest source of moisture is miles away and the rain only comes only once in a year. Mirages assail your vision. Crystal shards cut your skin myriad times. Frequent dust storms threaten to blind and suffocate you. Heat reflected by the ground threatens to overwhelm you. Worst of all is the sense of isolation.
     
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