GAME You'd Be Surprised to Know...

You'd be surprised to know that Wampa does NOT taste like chicken....

 

... nor polar bear.

 

You'll be surprised to know that i already knew all it was said here.

 

You’d be surprised to know that dianogas are actually quite fragrant. Han was being sincere in expressing how incredible the smell was there in the garbage compactor.

 

You'd be surprised to know James Earl Jones was not George Lucas's first choice as the voice of Darth Vader. He only got the gig because Slim Pickings was committed to Mr Billion.

 

Wasn't Slim in Doctor Strangelove....."this is nuke-eee-ler combat toe to toe with the Rooskies!!!"

 

You’d be surprised to know that Han Solo long suffered from an intense lightsaber allergy and actually died of anaphylactic shock.

 

You'd be surprised to know that the death stick salesman Obi-Wan met at that bar in AOTC did in fact teething his life and not runs and after-school center for troubled and at-risk youth.

 

I’d trust kids to a guy named Sleazebaggano. Wouldn’t you?

 

It's his gentle and comforting voice that puts parents at ease.

 

You'd be surprised to know that there are many SW fans that dont know how to play this game properly.

 

You would be surprised to know that the newer and more expensive Star Wars movies such as TFA and RO kinda suck when compared to their older and cheaper non-cgi counterparts which relied more on storytelling and not so much on politically correct feminist characters, movie reboots and remakes.

 

You would be surprised to know that ANH is basically a remake of Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai.

And while on topic of femnazis you might be surprised to know that they like to dress them selves strangely (like in faux leather polyester based materials with weird patterns) and color them selves intensively (like in wear black lipsticks and fake eybrows) probably to distract from their trolly appearances. True story! :*
(I saw it on some sw forums *shudders at the thought*)

 

You'd be surprised to know that people are already making broad, sweeping statements about the Sequel trilogy when we're only one film in.

 

You'd be surprised to know that some people think Rey is a Skywalker.

 

You'd be surprised to know that BB-8 grew out of the piece of Threepio that the Stormtroopers found on Tatooine when they said "Look, sir. Droids!"

 

You would be surprised to know that Red Leader defeated the Chewits 'Muncher' monster in a 1976 UK "Chewits" commericial.

Red Leader Garven Dreis and "Chuck" from the Chewits commercial were played by actor Gordon "Drewe" Henley, who sadly died aged 75 on Valentines Day 2016, after choking on some fish pie he'd been eating for lunch.

 

You’d be surprised to know that, after all these movies, we’ve still yet to see any actual ‘sky walking’.

 

You’d be surprised to know that the Star Wars alphabet (Aurebesh) doesn’t technically have the letters A, B, U, X, or Y.