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Can you correctly answer these Star Wars jokes?

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    Can you answer these jokes correctly?

    1. What would be the title of a video game of Toydarians stealing podracers?
    2. What do you call the “far outsiders” who smoke marijuana?
     
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    1. GRAND THEFT WATTO

    2. THE YUZHAN BONG
     
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    That is correct! How did you figure it out?
     
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    My mind is a very strange place. Plus I am very smart and have an excellent sense of humor.
    :D
     
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    Can you correctly answer this joke?

    What Star Wars alien species is holy?
     
    #6 Sido-Dyas13, May 7, 2024
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    B'omarr monks
     
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    Wrong.

    Holy Ishi Tib!
     
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    Swiss Chiss
     
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    Oooooooooooooo Star Wars jokes......and I see @MBWilson is in typical form!!!

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    Is it Swiss Chiss? Right? Holy=Hole-y... Swiss cheese is holey...

    Swiss Chiss is also Captain Pellaeon's favorite cocoa.
     
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    Can you guess this joke?

    What would be the name of a show about a Star Wars bounty hunter, with country singer Steve Wariner singing the theme?
     
    #12 Sido-Dyas13, May 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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    Steve Wariner is actually in my wheelhouse... and I haven't any idea where this is going. Is this some sort of Mandolin/Mandalorian pun thing?? I'm not sure how known Wariner even is especially these days...

    Also. Can we get a ruling on the "Holy species" joke? It was Swiss Chiss wasn't it?:D
     
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    It wasn’t Swiss Chiss, it was Holy Ishi Tib!

    The answer to the bounty hunter show joke is: Who’s the Bossk?
     
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    I see. Steve Wariner sang the theme song for Who's the Boss. I did not know that. Cool.

    Holy Ishi Tib? Mmkay. Over my head.

    Ok! Bring it on. Nexxxxt!
     
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    Can you guess this joke correctly?

    What brand of diapers do old Jedi wear to avoid turning to the dark side?
     
    #16 Sido-Dyas13, May 15, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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