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HUMOR EVEN CRAZIER THEORY WITH NO EVIDENCE!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by BaronSoontirFel, Jan 25, 2016.

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  1. BaronSoontirFel

    BaronSoontirFel Rebel Commander

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    Rey is clearly the unaltered clone of JOCASTA NU.
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    -ENGLISH ACCENT (Accents are genetic in Stur Wers)
    -FEMALE
    -JEDI
    -HAIR IN BUN
    -SASSYNESS
    -GOOD AT STUFF
    -LIGHTSABRES
    -LAZERS
    -PEW PEW PEW
    -HERPA DERP
     
    #1 BaronSoontirFel, Jan 25, 2016
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    this.

    i was skeptical until you brought up this mind-blowing point. i'm convinced.
     
    #2 FN-3263827, Jan 25, 2016
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    It's the only one that matters.
     
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    I can't entirely tell how serious you area ...
     
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    It would be possible if the prequels were accepted .. But theyre not so move along! Move along!
     
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    Yet they are ...
     
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    It's easy to consider that
    I'm in the area beyond the out rims, the unknown region. You may have heard of it.
     
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    Is it called "Earth "?
     
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    Anyways. Somehow this got labeled "Humor" and not "spoilered". But I assures you this is no joke as Jedi bidness is serious bidness.

    I shall go on.
    Jocasta Nu was the librarian at the Jedi temple. She was in charge of records and holocrons and stuff. It's safe to assume for no reason at all that she was in charge of genetic records and DNA for all the Jedi. It's also safe to assume (because you can't hurt me) that she was aware of her own mortality and therefor conspired with the kaminoans to clone her in the event of the Jedi demise. They clone her first but leave her some where's safe so that she can growed up a little. Then after a couple years they keep cloning Jedis so she can find em.

    Don't try to say this isn't true cuz then you would be wrong and you would be wasting someone's bandwidth.

    Now for my next thread. Finn is Mace Windus clone....
     
    #9 BaronSoontirFel, Jan 26, 2016
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    I'd take this over a Kenobi relation. :D
     
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    Because Jacosta Nu survived Order 66 or her clone dis and is still so young ?
     
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    She uhh did not survive in "Legends". So anyone's guess if she did or not in canon. Either way, a clone was produced.
     
    #12 BaronSoontirFel, Jan 27, 2016
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    What if she was the first test subject ? :p
     
    #13 AstromechRecords, Jan 27, 2016
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    #PLAGUEISCONFIRMED
     
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    #JACOSTANUISPLAGEUIS.
     
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    Can we keep medichlorians and sith rapists out of my thread plz.
     
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    What's a Sith rapist ?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    lolwut
     
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    My mind is completely blown. It's so obvious. How did I miss the signs? I feel like an idiot!
     
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