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HUMOR How many portions would Unkar Plutt have payed for Luke's Lightsaber had it fallen out of the sky?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by odmichael, Jan 2, 2016.

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    If the original beginning of the movie with the lightsaber tumbling out of space occurred, how many portions would Unkar Plutt have paid for it?



    I say Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred portions.
     
    #1 odmichael, Jan 2, 2016
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    quarter portion
     
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    Except the original opening wasn't over Jakku...

    Anyway, if Rey had brought the lightsaber to Unkar Plutt, she may have been lucky to get a full portion.
    I doubt anyone there would recognise it has Luke's... and I doubt the First Order were searching for it.
     
    #3 ArynCrinn, Jan 3, 2016
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    Due to the visions issue I think he would gave one half portion and would sell it like a death stick
     
    #4 ParzivalKatarn, Jan 3, 2016
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    That lightsaber is priceless...:).

    [​IMG]
     
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    I think he would give her 60 half-portion's
     
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    well he would try to rip off who ever had it so maybe one full portion though if rey had it given there history then I reckon he would slam the shutter down & start prying she doesn't go medieval on his A**
     
    #7 Addi Ras, Jan 3, 2016
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    Enough to party.
     
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    He'll rip the seller off, I know that for sure.
     
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    3 quarter portions for what he will be using it for...............:rolleyes:
     
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    He will call some thugs and they will TRY to steal it from her
     
    #11 Suspicious Moon, Jan 15, 2016
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    150 FULL portions as it is likely worth a FORTUNE on the black market. :)
     
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    If shahid entire stack .
     
    #14 AstromechRecords, Jan 22, 2016
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    I so hope Rey has to go back to Jakku to get info on her past from unkar. she would ask him how many portions it was worth as she holds it pointed straight in his face.
     
    #15 zagernevans, Feb 7, 2016
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