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HUMOR FakingStarWars.net - Parody News and Satire!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by sbs87, Mar 20, 2015.

  1. Darth Lexor Kai

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    the 2 latest stories on FSW.

    top 5 explanations for Andy serkis character's name
    and
    best overheard at Maz Kanata's Space Castle
     
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    http://www.fakingstarwars.net/2015/06/exclusive-force-awakens-soundtrack.html

    01 - Star Wars Main Title / Breaching Jakku’s Atmosphere
    02 - A Light Discovery
    03 - Finn’s Theme / Use The Force
    04 - Village Under Siege
    05 - March of the First Order
    06 - Tavern Quartet
    07 - Rey’s Discovery / (unknown)
    08 - Assault Over Troubled Waters
    09 - Snoke’s Change Of Plan
    10 - Kylo Ren’s Treasure / Rise Of Lord Vader
    11 - Capturing Captain Phasma / Seal The Entrance
    12 - Crash Landing / Millennium Farewell
    13 - (unknown)
    14 - Leia’s Collapse / Mourning the General
    15 - Return Of A Master / End Credits
     
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    Now let the plot speculation begin!
     
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    This comes from a site called Faking Star Wars. Are we suppose to believe this? Or is this meant as a joke/parody, and if it is, why isn't there a "humor" tag on the thread title?

    Edit: Now that I think about it, the OP will be getting a "trolling" rep from me for not using the "humor" tag.
     
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    Good point, here is the about section on the site:
    About

    Faking Star Wars is dedicated to creating Star Wars rumors that are 100% fake. We out-scoop other sites by creating the scoops ourselves. You know it's fake. We know it's fake. And no one gets butt hurt.

    May the faux be with you.
     
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    fakingstarwars.com was the site that leaked the audio of the 2nd teaser the night before so it seems like this could actually be legit, from a certain point of view :)
    --- Double Post Merged, Jun 9, 2015, Original Post Date: Jun 9, 2015 ---
    However, the Titles don't even appear to come close to matching the blurred out REAL titles so, appears fake :(

    But I love: Assault Over Troubled Waters...
     
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    That's the one that caught my eye, too. Read that and then took another look at the source and it all came together. Haha.
     
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    Pretty sneaky - just legitimate enough looking to pass along...
     
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    It's fake. The back cover is a mash up between the leaked kylo promo art and the episode 3 teaser poster.
     
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    Assault Over Troubled Waters-is this part 2 to Bridge over Troubled Waters?
     
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    fakingstarwars is a parody news site...i like to compare it to the onion. We...uh, I mean they have good stuff. ;)

    disclaimer: www.fakingstarwars.net is in no way affiliated with Starwars7news.com . it was created by a few cantina members and a former mod.
     
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    The problem is that they leaked the audio of the trailer a day before the release. So now people will always wonder if the next fake is actually the real deal :p
     
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    yes, that was before i got involved. basically the audio wasn't exactly confirmed. sometimes the writers toe the line. but rest assured its all in good fun.
     
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    good to know, I trust that you will make sure that everything posted over there is 100% fake from now on! hehehe
     
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    you can find me under the pen name Garth Vader. ;)
     
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    I interviewed ol' Max last week on Force Friday. He reveals some good info. Let me know if anyone wants to read it.
     
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    Wow. that was....funny?
     
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    The latest from Faking Star Wars.
    http://www.fakingstarwars.net/2015/09/10-new-leaked-plot-points-of-star-wars.html
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 11, 2015, Original Post Date: Sep 11, 2015 ---
    Not anymore! Quitter!! /salty
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 11, 2015 ---
    Oh an we are currently looking for Fakers. Message me if you're interested in writing fake news, spoilers, etc.
     
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    Me, me, me, me!!!!!
     
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