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HUMOR Is Luke Skywalker Santa Claus?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Mar 6, 2015.

  1. MarsPhoenix

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    Ok... I was getting tired of all this mega spoilerama :)

    Let´s talk seriously for a moment...

    Strong evidence there is a Snow Planet in TFA.

    Strong Evidence Mark Hamill looks like Santa Clauss with his beard.

    The movie is released a week before Xmas.

    Do you think JJ will channel the "Santa Claus" strong imagery in Luke Skywalker's character.

    Younger audience would say: "It's Santaaaaaaaa"

    So future movie analysts would over analyse the moment in the movie saying...

    Luke Skywalker in TFA is Santa Claus.... Giving a present (lightsaber) to a young character at the end.

    Will they push this to the limit?

    Will Luke have elf-like creatures with him?

    Am I drunk?

    Have I spent too much time in Cinema School?
     
    #1 MarsPhoenix, Mar 6, 2015
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    SPECIAL EDITION!!

    now with TWO beards!!
     
    #2 DarthPilkington, Mar 7, 2015
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    Santa kicking ass with a light saber? that would be awesome! lol
     
    #3 Darth Lexor Kai, Mar 7, 2015
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    " Oh Kylo, you have been naughty! No training for you!"
    "I'LL OBLITERATE YOU YOU OLD SACK OF BANTHA ****.
     
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    No.

    Will Luke have elf-like creatures with him?

    No.

    Am I drunk?

    The evidence points in that direction.

    Have I spent too much time in Cinema School?

    I'd say not nearly enough.
     
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    Santa no . . . Christmas no . . .

    But Papa Jedi is the official gift giver of Wookie Life Day.
     
    #6 Pastor Barndog, Mar 7, 2015
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    Why yes, yes he is.
     
    #7 Grand Admiral Kraum, Mar 7, 2015
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    Yes. TFA is secretly a Christmas comedy.

    Rey, Finn and Poe are three elves who find a green mystery box which belongs to Santa Skyclausewalker.

    The evil Kylo an ex elf helper tries to stop them.
     
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    why didn't I think of this? Probably because I'm not drunk or insane but I think you are right my friend. Why else would mark grow a beard? To be Santa of course! Everyone has also been saying that TFA may be pg-13 but I think it will either be rated G or SP=Stupid(because it's a Star Wars Santa film).;) Wait what if this really was the case or something similar happens? Would SW be ruined forever, and be the next Christmas Story?
     
    #9 Darth Revan8, Mar 7, 2015
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    Ahhhhhhh that was mean Po :p

    Well, I went to Cinema school, and we over analysed ROTJ over the Sarlacc being a methaphor for a lady's part.... and I skip the part about the lightsaber and Vader's outfit :)

    But OK.... I am drunk again lol

    :)
     
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    Not really.
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    Long time lurker, first time poster.

    You can't spell Santa without Satan. Evil Luke is coming... and you're getting a lump of coal no matter how nice you were.
     
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    See a parallel here and maybe product placement:

    Santa / Luke Lumbersexwalker
    The Coke Bottle / The Lightsaber that falls from the sky

    Watch for the Star Wars themed Coca Cola products next fall:

    Coca Kylo
    Finnta
    Darth Pepper
    Cantina Dry
     
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    Thanks for the Paws that refreshes. (Do Wookiees have hands or paws... what the heck is that under there?)
     
    #15 Willybobo, Mar 9, 2015
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    Well according to one of the members from the Spoilerfamily... Chewie is to lose an arm in TFA.
    We will find out....Tentacles!
     
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    Oh right, and according to SpoilerBaby C3P0 is going to have a gun metal arm... or a gun in his arm like IG-88 or something.
     
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