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HUMOR Sexy and The Star Wars Funkyness

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Jan 2, 2015.

  1. MarsPhoenix

    MarsPhoenix Sith Psychiatrist

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    Every Star Wars movie has its "sexy" moment. Sometimes, more than one, One for the ladies, one for the gentlements and vice-verca depending on your sexual orientation.

    A New Hope, we had Han Solo's shag and Chewbacca running naked for the entire episode (For the ladies), and Leia's wet dress in the trash compactor (For the boys)

    Empire Strikes Back, we had Luke in briefs and Lando smooth talk (For the Ladies) (Runner-up, sexy Lobot) and Leia's beautiful Bespin gown and incestuous french kiss (for the boys)

    Return of the Jedi, All in sexy black outfit Luke Skywalker (for the ladies) and OF COURSE, Leia Organa for the full movie, half naked on the sail barge and cute Endor moments (For the boys)

    In Phantom Menace, we lost quite a lot of sexyness, Half-naked Gungans (For the ladies), and Aurra Sing (For the boys)

    Attack of the Clowns, Sexy Padme in her room and in the arena (for the boys) Anakin's wet dreams (for the ladies)

    Revenge of the Skirt, Sexy Padme with hairbuns (for the boys), Hot Anakin on Lava sand (for the ladies)

    Now, Episode VII. Will they go ONE STEP BEYOND?

    What do you think will be the two sexiest moments in this episode, which character and what will he do?
    Will they ever beat the Slave Girl outfit? Will we see the Boy in Boyega? Rey's twins? Kylo's rear? Or they will just pimp our classic heroes with good old vintage sexyness... Leia's organas?, Luke's fluke? Hand solo?

    Or just plain good old Wookie nudity?

    Or it will be the total opposite and Good old Chewie will now wear pants, for the sake of a Disney Movie?
     
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    "(Runner up, Sexy Lobot)"

    Runner up my ass. I am a straight man but Lobot makes Ryan Gosling look ugly.
     
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    lobotlandorom.jpg
     
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    Curse you now all I can think about is Lobot's voice which of course sounds like Stephen Hawking saying, "But Lando your breaking my heart. You're going where I cannot follow."
     
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    Kylo Ren will french kiss his relic lightsaber and not even lose his tongue in the process.

    Rey and Finn will kiss...Chewie for saving them in the Cantina at the same time.
     
    #5 Bluemilk, Jan 2, 2015
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    This man speaks the truth. Also, get in line, sistah!
     
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    I'm trying my hardest not to burst out laughing... BAHAHAHA
     
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    Maybe Han has adapted to Chewie's ways and now, like him, is clad only in his utility/pistol belt.
     
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    "It's a draft!"
     
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    In a bold new move, all armored troops in TFA (stormtroopers, etc.) will now be clad in uniforms sans armored cod piece (but still with spandex undergarment).

    It will be reminiscent of David Bowie in The Labyrinth.

    [​IMG]
     
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