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HUMOR Star Wars: Episode VII - Abrams vs Goofy

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Darth Goofy, Aug 8, 2015.

  1. Darth Goofy

    Darth Goofy Clone Commander

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    I used a Star Wars movie game at http://gameological.com/2012/12/play-the-year-star-wars-debacle-simulatron/ to see how it would predict a Star Wars film doing at the box office if it was written by Michael Arndt (Kasdan wasn't an option), directed by JJ Abrams, and starring Harrison Ford. Here are the results:

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    That's not bad, but I wanted to see if I could do better. Here is how my movie, Star Wars: The Queen of the Princesses came out.

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    My movie got an A- and made more money than Abrams, proving Disney and Lucasfilm should have hired Darth Goofy to make the next Star Wars film ~lol. Maybe one of you can do better?



    ...and this is the kind of crazy we get while waiting for more TFA news...:rolleyes:
     
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    I hope they put you on Ep. IX : The Queen of the Princesses!
     
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    Uh-oh! Good thing George Lucas isn't doing Episode VII...

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    Wow that's a lot of credits.
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