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Star Wars Jokes

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Tsubam3, Dec 23, 2015.

  1. Tsubam3

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    Question: What do you get when you add 4, 5 and 6 together?

    Answer: 7

    I don't get it...

    Have you seen the new Star Wars movie?
     
    #1 Tsubam3, Dec 23, 2015
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    "Knock"

    "Who's there"

    "Snoke..."

    "Snoke who ?"

    "Meesa dee Supremiest Leada Jar Jar Binks !"
     
    #2 AstromechRecords, Dec 23, 2015
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    Old Biff from the Future Dune Sea Hermit

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    It's true, all of it..... Well, most of it..... I shot first George....


    Disney, please release the theatrical versions.....
    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 23, 2015, Original Post Date: Dec 23, 2015 ---
     
    #3 Old Biff from the Future, Dec 23, 2015
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    Why did the chicken cross the road. Wait that's not a Star Wars joke!(duel)(dual)(dad)
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    :) LOL mate.(droideka)
     
    #4 Alvaro Morata, Dec 24, 2015
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    Because it was hanging out of Chewies rear!
     
    #5 Tsubam3, Dec 24, 2015
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    Ha
     
    #6 Alvaro Morata, Dec 26, 2015
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    Star Wars Humor.jpg
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    Star Wars Humor 1.jpg
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    Yes, my master. Star Wars Humor 2.jpg
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    Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on Alderaan?

    Nothing, they're all dead.
     
    #7 Unbeliever29, Dec 27, 2015
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    I feel a great disturbance in the force as if millions of nerds orgasmed at once.jpg
     
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    That reminds me: I saw TFA before most of my friends, so when a few of them started asking questions about the movie, I decided to tell them a few truths about the opening scene, and then said Jar Jar was the big baddie. And some of them (aka those following the "Darth Jar Jar" theory) believed me.

    I know it's not really a joke, but I certainly laughed when I saw their faces after they watched the film. :p
     
    #9 Iluvatar, Dec 29, 2015
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    What kind of car does yoda drive?

    A toyoda.
     
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    I saw it at the Hollywood premiere but couldn't force myself to be that mean
     
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    I got a few.

    Q Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
    A: Wookieleaks

    Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?
    A: Give me a beer and a mop

    Jabba the Hut is fat.

    How fat is he?

    So fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said,that’s no moon
     
    #12 Grand Master Galen Marek, Dec 29, 2015
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    Some old ones I heard a long time ago:

    Why was Han Solo crying at dinner with Princess Leia?
    Because his meat was Chewie.

    Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are duelling, when suddenly Vader says: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas".
    "How do you know, father?" Luke asks, clearly confused.
    Darth Vader replies:
    "I felt your presents".
     
    #13 Darth Crackpot, Dec 29, 2015
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    They say a scene was deleted in episode 4, when Ben faces Vader in his final duel.
    In this scene, Ben was supposed to say to Vader:
    - Hey Anakin! Nice suit! It must have cost you an arm and a leg...



    Heavy lol !!!!
     
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    A "joke" I said a while back was about Bespin...it's called "Cloud City" for s reason ;).
     
    #15 AstromechRecords, Dec 29, 2015
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