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HUMOR Using Deep Learning AI to Write the Crawls

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by cawatrooper, Aug 29, 2019.

  1. Rodney-2187

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    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

    After he left the party, he went into hiding, which he is now planning to do.

    He then found a woman who was being sought out, and he asked her out.

    However, there was problems…

    The woman was in a deep sleep, so she was unable to talk back to him…

    She could only speak in whispers. Thus it was only possible to hear what he was saying when he was alone in the house.

    But he found the two of them to be a powerful couple… A happy pairing.

    In exchange for a promise of marriage, he promised to make the woman into his princess, and she promised to let him have her as his wife.

    It was a deal he couldn't refuse, and he had to go along with it. This would help him get his next promotion.

    While he was making plans with her, his family was getting ready to send him off to fight.

    But what kind of war was he going to be involved in?
     
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  2. benjay2345

    benjay2345 Rebelscum

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    Lol. The sacred Jedi texts turned into an ambitious science fiction cross over
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  3. Meister Yoda

    Meister Yoda Your Little Green Friend
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    And here you can see why I failed teaching my padawans:
     
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  4. Rodney-2187

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    It definitely does weird things when you type in "Execute Order 66."

    No one ask it to play a game, or say anything about Skynet, and definitely don't tell it you are a user.
     
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  5. cawatrooper

    cawatrooper Jedi General

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    I only got one sentence in response to "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation". Sounds like Tarkin in Rogue One.
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    This is really fun!

    If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you that. He never told you that the Dark Side could heal you, the power could heal you of that pain. I'm sorry, little boy. You don't remember the way to the Dark Side. But you can tell this...I'm the Dark Side. And I have your back.

    As the story continues, Obi-Wan learns that Qui-Gon and Padmé's daughter is actually the daughter of Darth Sidious, who had been planning to kill them both. Obi-Wan believes that he could take her home and teach her the Jedi ways, as he had with Qui-Gon, and then she could take his place at the Jedi temple in his stead. However, Sidious sends one of his droids to attack Obi-Wan's ship, killing Kenobi. Obi-Wan is injured when the droid leaves and takes with him a holocron fragment, giving the name of Darth Sidious to the new emperor of the Galactic Empire: Palpatine.

    Later, Obi-Wan, Padmé and Anakin return
     
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  7. Rodney-2187

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    Not a crawl, but the opening to another franchise:



    Space, the final frontier.

    The most exciting new features are on the horizon so I can't wait to explore all of them - this is a great adventure in an incredible universe, with a lot of fun things to come!
    I hope you have an interesting time playing the story, and if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to leave a comment! We are the last hope for the human race.
     
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    Bluemilk I AM the Senate

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    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 15, 2019, Original Post Date: Sep 15, 2019 ---
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    The Cantina

    The Cantina was originally the headquarters of Aliens (the same organization that brought John Connery and Marion Cotillard to the States), a group of alien hunters, the sole purpose of which was to locate extraterrestrial civilizations, and also destroy any and all extraterrestrial technology. The Cantina is where the Grand Canyon meets the Blue Hole, its source being the Grand Canyon Aquatic Habitat. Here is the Grand Canyon, which is the most picturesque and perfect of all natural wonders. It's a beautiful place, a place of unlimited resources. It's also a great place for a fight. There are no walls. You can just jump in and take your prize. A small town is the most obvious and most useful place for combat between ships. If you see it, you are likely to see it again. (And, of course, you're probably there first.) For example, the Star Destroyers are capable of carrying an astounding number of fighters.
     
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