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HUMOR Alcohol and Episode VII

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Dec 23, 2014.

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  1. MarsPhoenix

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    Drunk JJ here.

    Too much seriousness around the leaked Toy pics, here is a real debate.

    Flashbacks.

    A NEW HOPE:

    We've got the Cantina and its wonderful beverages

    EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:

    The dinner scene with wine and beer

    RETURN OF THE JEDI

    R2 serving alcohol on the Sail Barge

    THE PHANTOM MENACE

    Qui Gon GIN... you get it?

    ATTACK OF THE CLONES

    The bar on Coruscant

    REVENGE OF THE SITH

    C3PO serving drinks to Padme


    THE FORCE AWAKENS

    Yeah I know, it's a Disney movie now... but... there is always a reference to Alcohol in Star Wars episode.

    Where will it happen and who is drinking?

    A classic character? A new character?
    More alcohol this time, or less.

    We know that there is strong rumors about a Cantina Sequence = Alcohol
    Pirate's Cove = Alcohol
    Carri... = Alcohol

    That BB-8 droid maybe is quite a mixer.

    What do you think?
     
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    LOL!!!! Showing drinks which may or may not be alcoholic I am not sure if that would be a reference to alcohol. Given that there have been taverns in Disney princess movies it will pass just as before. Some serves drinks. What drinks no one knows.
     
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    Because I love ya, ya filthy drunk:

    Mixed Drinks (Force Spirits)

    Rey Breeze
    Poejito
    The Palpatini
    ChewBacardi and Cola
    Hangria
    Landopolitan
    Sith Witch's Brew
    Bahama Monma
    Skyywalker Vodka (courtesy of RBanks)
    Qui-Gon Gin & Tonic
    Scotch and Yoda
    Rex on the Beach
    Double Sun Kiss
    Rey Goose Vodka
    Boccie Ball 8
    TanqueRey and Tonic
    Bespin Sidecar
    Jangomeister
    Ketel Wan Kenobi
    Kyloa and Coffee


    Wines

    Shmiraz
    C3Pno Noir
    Jar Jardonnay
    Sheevsling
    Pinot Greedo
    Space Port
    Obi-Wine Kenobi (courtesy of RBanks)

    Beers

    Jedi Yuengling Traditional Lager
    Stella R2 Lager
    Plageius the Budweiser
    Old Milwookie (shout out to drunk Mars)
    Mos Equis (shout out to drunk Pastor)


    *Lobottle service available in the lounge upon request.

    And for the record,
    "I'll have what Sheev's having. A Palpatini, of course, awakened not stirred." (runs)
     
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    adam driver's character sitting in a dimly lit room sipping slowly on some unidentified, but clearly alcholic drink, while amused in the fact that none of the other characters know he is the evil sith fanboy they are looking for
     
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    Cocktails
    I'll have a Cosmos-palitian
    Blue Rodian

    Beers
    Mos Ekeis
    Tusken Lager

    Wines
    Lake County Wines (fine Noobian pino)
     
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    A Palpatini.... that is EPIC

    What about a Qui Gon Gin tonic, a Bar Jar Binks, a Vodka the Hutt and a Padme Amaretto.

    IS there alcoholl in the Blue Milk?

    Adam Driver?!!?!! SCREW Driver!......... Screwdriver

    R2-B52
     
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    I hope we see Montross drinking as he talks about the past. I hope we see Poe getting Sith-faced with his squadron, and then coming to Kylo's aid in a bar fight. This is pre-awakening... Kylo's suffering from an inferiority complex and likely resents Poe for saving him and always being the hero. Lastly, I hope to see MarsPhoenix, Willybobo, DarthDwight, Viral, Voxx, PJ, TID, and the whole lot of us sharing some blue milk before the first showing of TFA!
     
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    Daniel Craig has a cameo, right? Well if that's true, I'd be willing to put good money that he'll have a nice Vesper Martini in his hand. Shaken, not stirred.
     
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    This... is... the best thread ever.
     
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    Lobot omy drink recipe

    I don't know why, but would like to see a drunk Ham Solo the first time we see him in Episode VII.
     
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    Drunk Max von Sydow
     
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    image.jpg
    Could be Leia at Pirate's cove after all.
     
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    Here we go...

    sw-booze!.jpg

    I've added this to my Christmas list-

    star-wars-at-at.jpg

    And last, but certainly not least-

    wow!.jpg
     
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    Business is booming! We've expanded our wine list... see above.

    Now that's a Han-ful. I'm guessing he's drinking a Buttery Nipple.
     
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    Meesa don't have a booma!!
    Booma.png
    Oh wait you said booming.
     
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    Willy my man, I know it's early, but would love a pint of draft Old Milwookie
     
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    Mauller Lite
    Darthweiser

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    Merry Xmas everyone :)
    Hannukkah, Kwanza, Canadian Witch hunt stoning festival of lights

    Don't drink and drive the Falcon!
     
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    Business is nearing Death Star levels! We've added Lobottle service in the lounge!
     
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    [​IMG]
    "Artoo, that's a mighty fine gin and tonic. Why don't you mix me up another?"
     
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