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HUMOR Alcohol and Episode VII

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Dec 23, 2014.

  1. MarsPhoenix

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    Poe Damaron and coke, diet please
    Jabba Libre
     
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    Woke up with such a Hanover... next time shots first.
     
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    "Last call!"

    "No, there is another."
     
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    This drink, I like it. I'll have another!!
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    And here's one more that deserves inclusion in our growing list of Star Wars related hooch products-

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    Beer leads to hangover, hangover leads to headache, headache leads to suffering
     
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    Bring back Jabba's bong.
     
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    "His mollychlorian count is through the roof!"

    "Now this is pod racing!"

    Finn and tonic chased by a shot of phasma.
     
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    We were asking ourselves what R2 was doing in The Force Awakens.
     
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    White Tusken
    Sex on Tatooine
    Brass Monkey-lizard
    Corellian Speeder Bomb

    That's all I've got...(epic fail)
     
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    Pabst,

    Blue,

    Ribbon!
     
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    I propose this as our Forum's anthem
     
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    every little sip helps! thanks, will add to and update master menu later.
     
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    Red Leader Whisky
    Mai-Tie
    Pina-colamidala
    Jango Sour
    Sheev shnaps
     
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    PBR2
     
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    Did somebody say.. Palpatini?
     
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    I'd give you an Old News, but I enjoy the picture. Next round's on you though!

    Here ye! Here ye! To mark Happy Hour, we've added some Cliegg Nog to the menu for one and all. Happy holidays!
     
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    For those who don't drink: Virgin Shmi
    For the rest: Akbaretto on the rocks
     
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    Whatever you do, please DO NOT order a Rex on the Beach for Anakin.
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