1. Due to the increased amount of spam bots on the forum, we are strengthening our defenses. You may experience a CAPTCHA challenge from time to time.
    Dismiss Notice
  2. Notification emails are working properly again. Please check your email spam folder and if you see any emails from the Cantina there, make sure to mark them as "Not Spam". This will help a lot to whitelist the emails and to stop them going to spam.
    Dismiss Notice
  3. IMPORTANT! To be able to create new threads and rate posts, you need to have at least 30 posts in The Cantina.
    Dismiss Notice
  4. Before posting a new thread, check the list with similar threads that will appear when you start typing the thread's title.
    Dismiss Notice

HUMOR Breaking News--New Clone Template

Discussion in 'Rogue One' started by Suicide Samurai, Jan 31, 2015.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Suicide Samurai

    Suicide Samurai Rebel General

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2014
    Posts:
    303
    Likes Received:
    373
    Trophy Points:
    4,612
    Credits:
    1,101
    Ratings:
    +617 / 7 / -3
    Tatiana Maslany has been cast.

    My source (a mid-shelf bottle of whiskey) has informed me that she will be playing a new "Prime Clone," as well as every clone in the film, and whatever clone from her template may have survived.

    This is also "Cross-over" news, as she will be appearing in Ep. VII--her template survived.

    Most amazingly, she will later save Luke Skywalker on a "Desert Blasted Hoth," from a one-armed sith-lord Wampa who carries--wait for it--two "wampa" Sabers. The Cybernetic arm JJ teased us with... it's a WAMPA!

    Anyways, he duel wields, and shows up right after Luke says, "I feel a precence I haven't felt since..."

    More later, as my "source" "feeds" me more info.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  2. Grand Master Galen Marek

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2015
    Posts:
    21,411
    Likes Received:
    99,471
    Trophy Points:
    176,317
    Credits:
    45,736
    Ratings:
    +113,184 / 339 / -131
    Wow a canadian actress gaining double appearances I wonder was she born on Kamino i would like to scene that saving of Luke scene, the last time he encountered a wampa on Hoth well.... you know what happened.
     
  3. Suicide Samurai

    Suicide Samurai Rebel General

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2014
    Posts:
    303
    Likes Received:
    373
    Trophy Points:
    4,612
    Credits:
    1,101
    Ratings:
    +617 / 7 / -3
    I'll have to ask my whiskey next time we talk.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. Voxx

    Voxx Jedi Hero of Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2014
    Posts:
    6,526
    Likes Received:
    9,459
    Trophy Points:
    96,307
    Credits:
    19,790
    Ratings:
    +14,647 / 168 / -62
    Yeah, as I get the humor in this, it might confuse people.... locked.
     
    • Wise Wise x 1
Loading...
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page