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HUMOR Chewbacca may turn out to be a woman in The Sequel Trilogy

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Itsnotimportant, May 30, 2015.

  1. TheFettMan

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    Jokes are funny. :rolleyes:
    Also it should be listed as HUMOR if it's not real or a parody.

    Also Chewie deserves a medal for his heroism during the Battle of Yarvin.
    And F what the novels say! :mad:

    TFM
    PS: as actor Peter Mattew points out, Chewbacca does have the final line in A New Hope. Lol.
     
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    I find your lack of humor disurbing, but Mad Max beeing feminism is quite funny actually.
     
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    Sorry, guess I missed the part where this was a joke. And, Mad Max absolutely was a feminist movie. George Miller and Theron both stated this blatantly. It was meant to make a statement, and it did. I just didn't care for it.
     
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  4. Itsnotimportant

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    They likely didn't watch Fury Road and have no idea what you're talking about.

    That said if you did see it and didn't like it frankly your taste in film is questionable. Sorry.
     
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    They haven´t stated it, watch the cannes interview and others, actually Miller was surprised by that topic. Just because she isn´t weak?

    You sir should watch it, everybody should see it on the big screen, thats what cinemas are build for.
     
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    You're probably right. The fact that I didn't like a movie that had great visual effects and a plot with massive holes probably does mean I'm wrong and because you did like it makes you right. This world is so much more interesting when we all have the same opinions and like the same things.
     
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    Ya so I'm just going to stick with what I first said and leave it at that. There are no major plot holes in the film, in fact there is a very deliberately simple and minimalist plot that isn't even difficult to follow at all.

    It's okay you didn't like it. But when you make bold claims that aren't even true about a film that has been getting overwhelmingly positive responses for totally obvious reasons (like easily being one of the best action films in the last decade) don't expect your opinion to be taken seriously.

    Now stop derailing my thread please and thanks.
     
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    Okay, I'm neither derailing your awesome "what if Chewy is a girl" thread now saying things that aren't true.
    1. the director of Mad Max, George Miller stated it is a movie with feministic undertones.
    2. the main actress, Charlize Theron, also made similar statements.
    3. the movie plot is her rescuing women who are used as baby makers for the films main antagonist.
    4. Furiosa is the main character, and Mad Max gets his butt kicked by her and outsmarted by her.
    5. the whole idealogy is that women can be heroes too, not just used to reproduce, fact, not untrue statement
    6. multiple plot holes. ie, going back the way they came and avoiding the mudpits and storms..and in 1 hour!

    I watched it on opening night and while it had many positives, I just didn't care for it. It lacked the originality of the Road Warrior and the spirit of Thunderdome. If I didn't like action films, I probably wouldn't be on a Star Wars fansite, would I?

    Now, we can talk more about how Chewy being a female would kill the bromance of Han and Chewbacca!
     
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    I repeat there are no plot holes. You see I wouldn't make a statement like that if I weren't certain you couldn't mention any, they were driving for several days and nights. Apparently your difficulty is telling the difference between real time and movie time.

    In all seriousness, the plot actually is so deliberately simple that if you weren't really paying attention with everything going on visually you might be confused and think the film is actually one continuous car chase in real time. But it's actually not.
     
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    I think this Star Wars forum topic has now got a lot of plot holes.
    + more shrapnel then a B24 over Germany in WWII, crikey! :mad:
     
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    The writer;

    the main actor;

    the main actress;

    and the film's director

    all spoke publicly in the mass media about how Mad Max Fury Road is a 'feminist' movie; how they are being deliberately subversive by forcing feminist ideas into a male-orientated action movie and using it as a bait-and-switch to discuss how men are bad and destroy societies due to their 'toxic masculinity' and that one day they won't have to sneak it in and this will standard in male-orientated films, to celebratory applause by the feminist-centric media construct.

    One of the main consultants on the set was the writer of THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

    IT'S

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    JABBA WENT TO SEE THIS WITH HIS FAVOURITE ORNAMENT, CAPTAIN SOLO, AND EVEN HIS REACTION TO MAD MAX WAS THIS

    http://www.gameondaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wtf-is-this-blast-star-wars-edition_o_1732891.jpg
     
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    *ahem* Star Wars Do you think Leia used the force to kill Jabba the Hutt ___.jpg
     
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    And before that, her brother.

    She's kinky that princess.
     
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    Brings a whole new meaning to that exchange at Echo Base.

    "I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee!"

    "I could arrange that! You could use a good kiss!"

    Han has his kinks too.
     
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    For what it is worth, the original post in this thread is a much better way to subversively indicate your feelings through humor, rather than other negative interactions.:D
     
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    all i've got to say is, Mad Max was dope and i'd totally bang Shebacca.
     
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    Dude you don't know the half of it!
    luke-skywalker.jpg
    Princess-Leia-behind-the-scenes-starwars21.jpg
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    Kinky girl indeed!!!
     
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    She didn't know the truth back then, but Chewbacca being a woman, no way.
     
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    Yeah wtf ? I get equality and all . But...why make HIM a girl because "just because" ?
    --- Double Post Merged, May 8, 2016, Original Post Date: May 8, 2016 ---
    I want all the drugs she's on.
     
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