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HUMOR Crackpot Theory Speculation Time!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Use the Falchion, Dec 28, 2015.

  1. Use the Falchion

    Use the Falchion Jedi Contrarian

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    So, now that TFA is out, I can finally start crafting crazy and untrue (but hopefully still fun to entertain) theories for Episode VIII. As such, I would like to begin with a disclaimer:
    THIS IS CREATED FOR HUMOR AND IS IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM SERIOUS. That being said, if the idea sounds in the least bit plausible, let's roll with it and have some fun! Now, on to the speculation!

    The middle part of Star Wars trilogies are known for a few notable things, some of which being: A Skywalker limb cut off, romance, a pivotal Skywalker family tree moment ("I am your father," and Anakin and Padme's wedding), and so on.

    This theory has little to nothing to do with those. Instead, I have a crazy theory about Finn, Kylo Ren, and an interesting twist that might tie them together.

    During Episode VIII, I believe that Finn and Rey will go on two journey's each. The first is the journey of identity. "Who am I?" being the main question. The second will depend on the person - "What is the Force/What does it mean to be a Jedi? for Rey and "What am I fighting for?" for Finn. To find the answers to these questions, Finn will embark on a quest to find his own family. And he'll succeed to both find and bond with them (bonus points of they're related to the Lost Stars protagonists). Instead of having a separate love interest, he'll have a sister (played by Gugu Mbatha-Raw). The sister will find an injured Kylo Ren and help him back to health, and both characters will fall in love with each other.

    At this point, you'd think that Kylo would kill the sister, perceiving the love as a weakness, but what if that doesn't happen? What if, instead, the sister betrays her family (or they all betray) Finn to the whims of the First Order. Finn then learns to accept that blood doesn't make a person family and doesn't dictate who you - once all is said and done - have to become.

    In the end, Kylo Ren finds love and stays his course while Finn, once again, must shed his family and find a new one (only to discover that Poe, Rey, and co have been his family the whole time). And someone (preferably Rey if she's a Skywalker) get's a limb cut off towards the end. The end.

    Anyways, that's the theory! Well, what do you think? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Is it crazy? Am I crazy? Thanks and let me know!
     
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    AstromechRecords Jedi General

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    I AM CRAZY FOR READING THIS :p .
     
    #2 AstromechRecords, Jan 17, 2016
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    That certainly sounds like a Disney movie.
     
    #3 Stormagadon, Jan 17, 2016
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    My speculation: "Supreme Leader Snoke" is actually seven jawas in a Snoke suit. You can really see Snoke biting back an "Utini!" when he gets angry with Hux.
     
    #4 dillene, Jan 17, 2016
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    R2D2 has never been a droid but was hiding Yaddle from the start
     
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    Better than "Snoke is Kylo from the future" xD
     
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    Tatooine, Geonosis and Jakku are THE SAME PLANET!

    All sand planets in Star Wars are actually the same single sand planet, but from certain angles you can sometimes see more than one sun which might be caused by clouds or tall sand dunes.

    Geonosians are actually a species of winged Jawa which can fly. ;)
     
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    It's True! All True!

    I believe that planet is called Tunisia
     
    #8 77th, Jan 21, 2016
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    #9 Frankensteinmoneymac, Mar 17, 2016
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    What happened to his snout and ears ? I'd love to hear your theory on that. :) .
     
    #10 AstromechRecords, Mar 17, 2016
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    Simple...Dark Side Magic! After all, the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...Or, I dunno...Maybe he hides behind a hologram or something. Either way, Snoke is definitely Rebo!
     
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    His skin has become paler over the years :p .
     
    #12 AstromechRecords, Mar 17, 2016
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