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HUMOR EVEN CRAZIER THEORY WITH NO EVIDENCE!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by BaronSoontirFel, Jan 25, 2016.

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  1. AstromechRecords

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    Just search your feelings...you know it to be true.
     
    #21 AstromechRecords, May 2, 2016
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    But isn't Rey the long lost daughter of Mon Mothma and Greedo who was experimented on by Plagueis and filled with radioactive midichlorian infused blood which explains her unusual Force powers?
    !!!XXX.JPG
     
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    I don't know if this fits this thread but... Rey is deeply in love with Kylo Ren!
     
    #23 Rogues1138, Nov 13, 2016
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    No, it very clearly fits the thread. If you were to phrase it the other way around, then you'd have an actual case that you could make, but...
     
    #24 Pomojema, Nov 13, 2016
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    I'm a believer!!!
     
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    No... That's Daisy Ridley. Plagueis's magical tomfoolery just brought her - not Rey - into our universe somehow.
     
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    Ok you got me! Rey would never make a funny face like that since she's............
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    Oh um.....these aren't the droids you're looking for? umm...... Ha Ha move along!
     
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    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 16, 2016, Original Post Date: Dec 16, 2016 ---
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    #28 BaronSoontirFel, Dec 16, 2016
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    100% confirmed right there.
     
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    I don't know where all this crazy stuff is coming from....I guess fans just can't admit the truth so they HAVE TO come up with one outrageous theory after another. SW 8 can't come out soon enough, let's see them denying Rey's true identity THEN. She's Snoke, it's so obvious in SW 7, I can't believe that I have to say it again and again.... We all know it, come on now, stop pretending! Have we ever seen them in the same room together? No we haven't, what more do you want?? Snoke asking Ren to bring "Rey" was a nice touch, it made his cover more believable, but why do you think "she" escaped the cell? Because Snoke talking to himself would have looked odd to say the least. This whole sham was just a test for Kylo Ren, and he failed. How do you think "Rey" got the lighsaber? Why do you think "she" was ready to kill him at the end of the forest fight? Because he failed the test, and "she" decided "she" could no longer use him. He got "her" at the edge of the cliff, then proceeded to STARE instead of doing something useful, and that's when "she" thought......Alright sonny boy, enough is enough, you're going down. There you have it. And Luke frowning at "Rey" when "she" found him.....he knows "she"'s Snoke! But sure, go ahead and pretend you can't see it.
     
    #30 Starchaser, Dec 28, 2016
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