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HUMOR EVERYTHING WE WANTED TO KNOW WILL BE ANSWERED IN TFA

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Sithwalker, Nov 17, 2014.

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  1. Sithwalker

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    hi, my source inside in Pinewood Studios told me some interesting news.. We will get a lot of answers to all the questions we've had in previous 6 movies! He didn't tell me much but I got 6 answers that will be provided in TFA!
    1. Who shots first ? Han's first line will be "I don't have much time for bounty hunters, last one tried to shot me but he missed"
    2. Was Anakin's mother really virgin? No. She smoked some death sticks and got enslaved by Jabba The Hut for a night. Max Reebo had his 18th birthday and that was his gift. She got hungover and drugged so she won't remember anything (that explains why Anakin was little bit of a wierdo!!!)
    3. When Palpatine told Anakin to cut Dooku's head off, Count was quiet because the dark side clouded his mind!
    4. The movie is called The Force Awakens because Luke Skywalker was in a coma for 30 years!!! Apparently Ewok's ale is not good for force users.
    5. Leia and Luke will talk about their kiss from ESB, There is secret brother-sister love (AKA Game Of Thrones) but nobody knows!
    6. Palpatine didn't die when Vader threw him off. Remember what happened to Luke on Bespin when he fell down? Yeah, but this wasn't Bespin. Palpatine is on a wheelchair with fractured spine and can't talk so he is using an R2 unit and he will be a main villain in Episode VIII

    as always, this might not be true but I trust my source !
     
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    Uhh... What?
     
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    It's labeled "HUMOR" guys. No likey? Move along.

    I find it HILARIOUS for all kinds of wrong reasons.

    Plus, Sithwalker's excitement with everything he/she types is infectious, and, oddly charming.

    A bit of advice though Sithwalker: The human brain tends to like lists of seven.
    Maybe add another thing to your list.
     
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    I know it's listed as humor but some people may think he's being serious, thus my trolling rating.
     
    #4 DarthDwight, Nov 17, 2014
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    There have been too many humorous threads lately. Nothing personal. We'll have to think of a way to deal with them. Maybe a separate forum or sub-forum in General Star Wars Talk. For now LOCKED.
     
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