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HUMOR Friday the 13th vs Star Wars - POLL

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Voxx, Feb 13, 2015.

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Who would defeat Jason Vorhees in a duel to the death?

  1. Darth Vader

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    26.9%

  2. Boba Fett

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Sheev Palpatine

    2 vote(s)
    7.7%

  4. Yoda

    3 vote(s)
    11.5%

  5. Darth Plagueis

    1 vote(s)
    3.8%

  6. Lobot

    2 vote(s)
    7.7%

  7. Chewbacca

    3 vote(s)
    11.5%

  8. Darth Maul

    3 vote(s)
    11.5%

  9. Galen Marek/Starkiller

    3 vote(s)
    11.5%

  10. Other - Let us know in a post.

    2 vote(s)
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  1. Voxx

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    It is the luckiest day on the calendar guys, Friday the 13th! Bust out your 4-leaf clovers and avoid black cats like the plague..is!

    In the spirit of Slasher movies, which Star Wars character would make the best "Jason Vorhees" type character to chase hot chicks and dumb guys around a lake/space station in a Star Wars-themed horror flick?

    Also, vote in the poll for who would be the most well equipped to take down the hockey masked killer!

    (I apologize for the opening graphic, it’s the best I could find that incorporated Friday the 13th and Star Wars).
     
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    my vote is for Lobot! that dude is creepy and im betting he can tear it up...but only when people arent looking.
     
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    Is he who you could choose to be the Slasher in a Star Wars horror film?
     
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    oh hell yeah dude! he creeps me out. if i met him in person id get the jeebies for sure. you cant tell by his lack of emotion but hes a stone cold killer.
     
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    Lobot chasing around a bunch of space-kids on Cloud City.
    Lobot.jpg
     
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    why do you think Ice Cream Maker Guy was running? ill tell you why. it was Lobot.
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    Maybe that implant had an inhibitor function to it, like he was forced into servitude for his past crimes. Once it malfunctions, all bets are off!

    And being stuck on a floating city with him having access to all the systems. Phew.


    EDIT: Dude is so creepy, even this (official?) card could serve as the poster for the slasher flick, simply as-is.

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    i will expand on this and say that he hasn't committed a crime yet... but he's under arrest because of his Minority Report. he will snap.
     
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    Chewbacca vs Jason, this would be a match made in heaven.
    Would pay to see this.
     
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    Who would you choose as the Star Wars version of a slasher?
     
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    Hard to answer, Lobot is a scary guy no doubt, but I would like to see Chewbacca going berserk on a rampage tour.
    Riping arms and heads off in a Cantina, let the Wookie win style.
     
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    An excellent choice. We only see him in a place where the law is merely a weak suggestion. It'd be an easy explanation as to why he was with Jabba in the first place. Plus those teeth...
     
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    I don't know y'all...Bib Fortuna is too on the nose I think to be the slasher. Nobody would ever suspect KABE!

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    its not hard to think about Chewie standing on a pile of bodies with blood dripping from his furry mouth breathing hard ready for more...I like it.
     
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    Come to think of it, from a certain point of view, Ben might be the bad guy in someone's personal slasher flick.



    (I'm just really happy I have an excuse to post my favorite Robot Chicken clip ever)
     
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    i think if C3PO went nuts that would be pretty horrific. no one would suspect that he is really a perverted psychopath droid from THELL!! kinda like the dude from Prometheus, you know? he'll go around with a smile on his face while he's slowly killing everyone; and all the while R2 is trying to warn others but 3PO keeps him gagged with blackmail photos (we all know what you were doing with that electrical socket, R2 ;)).

    i'm also partial to IG-88; you know, for the Terminator touch :cool:

    but who to take on Jason? a rancor! only just when you think the rancor has won, having eaten the deranged killer, out pops jason, machete and all, like a twisted alien aboard the Nostromo! HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!!
     
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    I would choose an undead Greedo as the slasher. He would want revenge on Han Solo for really shooting first.
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