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SPOILER God is my source

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Bradford Tyllestad, Mar 8, 2015.

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  1. Bradford Tyllestad

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    I had a dream last night. In the dream, I walked through a dry desert, without the slightest little oasis in sight. At first I thought it was my subconscious interpretation of the cultural climate of the 21 century, but then I saw something amazing on the horizon: A remote object that just got bigger and bigger for each passing moment, which descended from heaven down to earth.

    The item was shining, shining, while round and flat, like Goliath's shield, and it lit up like a thousand suns. Desert sand reflected the glare and threw it at me. I bathed in light.

    Two cherubs were sitting on either side of the shiny plate. They sprayed fire and spoke with the voice of thunder, whereupon the shining object was lowered into the ground, now only about ten feet in front of me. The ground shook and I threw myself down and held for both eyes and ears.

    To make a long story short, God confirmed that Sly Stallone will portrait Boba Fett in Star Wars: The force awakens.
     
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    What.
     
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    I don't know if this is the greatest post ever, or just another post.

    Morally..I'm torn.
     
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    I got nothin...
     
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    Dude, you need to brush up on your symbolism analysis: that dream means Sylvester the Cat was splayed at Bob the Vet's near Fort Lauderdale....
     
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    And Carl Weathers is Leia Organa.
    Oh, and Han is no loger Solo, he has a clone, Han Duet
     
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    No Han Yolo? I am sad now!
     
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    Sly Stallone can't even pronounce Boba Fett.
     
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    Hold on second...this is utter and complete GARBAGE.
    MY God told me he was being played by Robert De Niro.
    Maybe Sly is playing Flashback Boba?
     
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    My God is mightier than yours.
     
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    Dude, your God is lame. My God told me he'd be played by Tommy Wiseau. "You are tearing me apart, Sarlacc!"
     
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    Wrong......Boba Fett will clearly be played by Frank Stallone.
     
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    "I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Jabba!"
     
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    God talks to me all the time. He says it's the only time he gets to spend with an equal.
     
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    My God tells me to come fourth, I don't know why?
     
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    ***************SPOILERS**********************
    Oh.... heck.... let's boogie

    Jean-Claude Van Damme is Nien Nunb
    Tommy Lee Jones is Prune Face
    and Christopher Walken is Sy Snootles

    Oh.... Molly Ringworm is Mon Monthma
     
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    Hokey religions and ancient weapons, kid, are no match for a good blaster at your side.
     
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