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You had the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to post the VIDEO ITSELF and you BLEW IT.

Also, regarding the update: as satisfying as it is to have one update per day - I can't pull it off for tonight. I'll try, but don't expect it. I worked late on a friend's new computer that he bought about a week ago. Turns out his motherboard got damaged during transport. There was just nothing I could do in the end.

 

Great intermission song.

The update came late due to a rather hectic timetable during the last couple of days, including a surprise visit to the dentist. Also, much as you all noticed, the Cantina got an upgrade yesterday. Whilst this affects the thread in a positive light, there is one particular change I'd like to draw our attention towards. The word "sh*t" is now censored - meaning that every single time we used that word, it has been replaced with "blast" instead.

I went back and corrected these instances in my own updates so the sentences don't lose their context - as despite the site-wide censorship, this thread still retains its atypical profanity rules due to the nature of the comic. Still, it made for some awkwardly funny sentences like:

• RATCHET: "Saber, where did you find this posh blast?"
• DOOP: "I’ve heard literal pieces of blast having more interesting names than yours, Captain Cardboard."
• NO blast, ROWDY!
  
• Some ANGRY WOMAN is CAUSING a RUCKUS down below. By all means, go ahead; I'm TIRED of this blast.
  
• I'm GETTING TOO OLD for this blast.

@DarthBaron, apparently you have quite the potty mouth, meaning that your posts suffered the most from this change.

SABER: "So, what's the plan, Red?"
MISSY: "I didn't ask for any of this! I just wanted a simple raid on the Ascendancy as payback, but no, you *had* to go and muck it up!"
SABER: "What!? How did I muck this up?"
MISSY: "You removed the one factor of defense we had against Snote's army of cretins in favor of waiting an indistinguishable amount of time for Imperial reinforcements! Where's the logic in that?"

SABER: "Well, this planet *does* belong the the Empire, technically."
MISSY: "Oh, like it did nine years ago!? If you love your Empire so much, you could have waited until *after* we took care of the blasted dimwits to call for them to restore order! Probably oppression, too."

SABER: "...you have a point."

She REALLY DOES, doesn't she, Saber?



<DOOP>: "Haha! Saber's balls just got sucked into a black hole."
MISSY: "And you! You're the reason I support bacteria, because they're the only culture some people have!"
<DOOP>: "You take that back."
MISSY: "A classless swine such as yourself does not get to make demands of me."

MISSY: "You want my plan? Here's what's going to happen. We're going to sneak our way to the vault, we're going to rescue your sorry buttocks from Khoonda and I'm going to get *half* the treasure."
<DOOP>: "No deal!"

MISSY: "Fine. We'll just take everything for ourselves, then."
<DOOP>: "Okay, okay! We have a deal."
MISSY: "I knew you had some shred of decency."



In your MOMENT of INSPIRED HEROISM, a BRILLIANT IDEA comes to your MIND that would UTILIZE your SCIENCE SKILL to GREAT LENGTH.



SABER'S *VERY INTERESTED* to SEE where you're GOING with THIS.



Yeah... that DIDN'T WORK as WELL as you HOPED it would. INSTEAD of SHOWING the TRUE LOCATION of the VAULT, your MAP now has TWO CINDERING HOLES going through KHOONDA and the JEDI ENCLAVE.

WAIT a MINUTE. It's PROBABLY a WORMHOLE, meaning that you could POSSIBLY get FROM the JEDI ENCLAVE to KHOONDA in MERE SECONDS!

...no, that's even DUMBER than your INITIAL IDEA.

FOCUS, MISSY!



TIMES LIKE THESE, you'd RATHER be back to the COMFORTS of your HOME and FAMILY on CSAPLAR. Actually, no, your SIBLINGS are TOTAL GITS. Well, maybe EXCEPT for the YOUNGEST of your BROTHERS. He's OK.



Well, looks like you've GOT NO CHOICE LEFT but to FIGHT. At least some PROFIT awaits at the END of this ADVENTURE, which will ENABLE you SOME FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE to PURSUE your ADVENTURING CAREER.

Yep! You CAN DO THIS.



You START FLINGING ORDERS like you TRULY MEAN IT (which you do) and the PLAN that you FORMULATED in your HEAD is STARTING to TAKE SHAPE.

It's a GOOD THING you INVESTED POINTS into CUNNING, otherwise this ENTIRE SEGMENT wouldn't have been as EFFECTIVE. PROBABLY.

As you EXPLAIN the OVERALL FLOW of the PLAN, you-



You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, because APPARENTLY that WORMHOLE THEORY actually WORKS! Your VIEWPOINT has been SUCCESSFULLY SHIFTED from the JEDI ENCLAVE to just OUTSIDE KHOONDA. Yep, WORKING as INTENDED.

In front of you is an ALBINO KATH HOUND and the REMAINS of a BASIC CAMPFIRE.

What do you do?