Newcomers, Introductions, FAQ and Recap (in-progress): LINK. Official Discussion Thread: LINK. Official Galaxy Map: LINK. An interactive adventure set during the twilight years of the Old Republic, it depicts the final crucible of the war unending, fought between the Republic and the Sith Empire, often in a humorous take as a direct result of the player's suggestions. Illustrated in a quaint, simplistic style - because the author is a lazy bastard. This is a fun thread, and may deviate from lore to help a joke land from time to time. On the other hand, it is also the first large storyline set in the Old Republic era of the new canon - so it has that going for it, which is nice. It respects the Legends that came before, and tries to competently reintegrate them into the new continuity stream. Above all, it is the work of a Star Wars community and each among you can and do contribute to the development of its plot, curated by a scotch-addled continuity nut. This is the continuation of a followup to a long-running pre-launch series of threads hosted on the Old Republic forums, so some references to content that no longer exists may be present. Act One: The Fallen Knights Prologue - ASC Blueballs - Jedi Dropout Extraordinaire Chapter 1 - Nar Shaddaa - Barge of Pleasure Chapter 2 - Nar Shaddaa - Taking Out the Trash Chapter 3 - Dantooine - Severe Punishments Chapter 4 - Nar Shaddaa - Immaculate Chapter 5 - Nar Shaddaa - A Cancerous Plan Chapter 6 - Nar Shaddaa - Bagman Chapter 7 - Nar Shaddaa - Operation: Liposuction Chapter 8 - Dantooine - A Very Mellow Yellow Fellow Chapter 9 - Taris - Men of Conviction Chapter 10 - Dantooine - Danger Zone Chapter 11 - Dantooine - A Game of Clones Chapter 12 - Dantooine - Sweet Bucks of General Fux Epilogue - Ilum - Big Iron On His Hip Act Two: Legacy of the Force Prologue - Corellia - Hello Darkness Chapter 13 - Onderon - Beat Riders Chapter 14 - Coruscant - Blue Lives Matter Chapter 15 - Coruscant - Public Enema Chapter 16 - Corellia - Master Bait Chapter 17 - Unknown - Relics of Old Chapter 18 - Unknown - Echo the Names Chapter 19 - Unknown - The Children of Sullarn Chapter 20 - Unknown - Unchained Chapter 21 - Unknown - Make Republic Great Again Chapter 22 - Unknown - Exit Light Chapter 23 - Unknown - Enter Night Chapter 24 - Unknown - TBD Epilogue - Unknown - TBD Spoiler: Credits Credits (from the old series, some may appear here): Lankist – Original Series, all of its characters and their redesigns (sans Jane). Roofless - Trooper template, Tan mercenary. NvVanity - Imperial template. Gavinwad - Miscellaneous civilians. Wraloa_Craubo - Trooper lady. Also, wookiees. Republic dress-reds, too. Tacoslayer - A bunch of designs. Too many to name. Also, KILL-O-TRON 5000, and Jack. MrAwesome - Slappy the Fish, Piggsy the Pig, Scales the Lizard. KariaVen - Green lady. Calithlin - Sith Pureblood. Astrocitus - Foreman lady. Virama - Mercenary lady. Soundtrack by Lennie Moore, Gordy Haab, Wilbert Roget II and Jesse Harlin. Spoiler: Guidelines and Rules Before we begin, please read the following: *1* Please keep suggestions PG-13. If what you suggest is censored or otherwise against the rules, I cannot illustrate it. *2* Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel. As far as I’m aware, there's no time travel in Star Wars, so I can’t go back and try something else. *3* Please only make one suggestion at a time. Repeating yourself is a fast way to be ignored. *4* Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an endorsement. If five different people want to see the same thing happen, it will likely happen. *5* Funny suggestions are always better than good ones. Prologue: Jedi Dropout Extraordinaire You find yourself on-board a FANCY PASSENGER SHIP. Having recently quit your tedious JEDI TRAINING, you've decided to go to Nar Shaddaa for SEVERAL nights of DRINKING BOOZE in SHADY CANTINAS and PICKING UP ALIEN CHICKS. That's right! No more CELIBACY for THIS Jedi! You are going to MAKE THE ORDER GREAT AGAIN. After all, what kind of sane woman would refuse the UNDENIABLE CHARM of your GRUMPY SMILE. But before you begin your search for THE ULTIMATE CANTINA, there are more immediate matters to attend to, seeing as you've yet to arrive in Hutt Space. Namely the fact that you've NOT introduced your AWESOME self to the passengers and the crew. What is your name?