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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in '[Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    Newcomers, Introductions, FAQ and Recap (in-progress): LINK.
    Official Discussion Thread: LINK.
    Official Galaxy Map: LINK.


    An interactive adventure set during the twilight years of the Old Republic, it depicts the final crucible of the war unending, fought between the Republic and the Sith Empire, often in a humorous take as a direct result of the player's suggestions. Illustrated in a quaint, simplistic style - because the author is a lazy bastard.

    This is a fun thread, and may deviate from lore to help a joke land from time to time. On the other hand, it is also the first large storyline set in the Old Republic era of the new canon - so it has that going for it, which is nice. It respects the Legends that came before, and tries to competently reintegrate them into the new continuity stream. Above all, it is the work of a Star Wars community and each among you can and do contribute to the development of its plot, curated by a scotch-addled continuity nut.

    This is the continuation of a followup to a long-running pre-launch series of threads hosted on the Old Republic forums, so some references to content that no longer exists may be present.

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    Act One: The Fallen Knights
    Prologue - ASC Blueballs - Jedi Dropout Extraordinaire
    Chapter 1 - Nar Shaddaa - Barge of Pleasure
    Chapter 2 - Nar Shaddaa - Taking Out the Trash
    Chapter 3 - Dantooine - Severe Punishments
    Chapter 4 - Nar Shaddaa - Immaculate
    Chapter 5 - Nar Shaddaa - A Cancerous Plan
    Chapter 6 - Nar Shaddaa - Bagman
    Chapter 7 - Nar Shaddaa - Operation: Liposuction
    Chapter 8 - Dantooine - A Very Mellow Yellow Fellow
    Chapter 9 - Taris - Men of Conviction
    Chapter 10 - Dantooine - Danger Zone
    Chapter 11 - Dantooine - A Game of Clones
    Chapter 12 - Dantooine - Sweet Bucks of General Fux
    Epilogue - Ilum - Big Iron On His Hip

    Act Two: Legacy of the Force
    Prologue - Corellia - Hello Darkness
    Chapter 13 - Onderon - Beat Riders
    Chapter 14 - Coruscant - Blue Lives Matter
    Chapter 15 - Coruscant - Public Enema
    Chapter 16 - Corellia - Master Bait
    Chapter 17 - Unknown - Relics of Old
    Chapter 18 - Unknown - Echo the Names
    Chapter 19 - Unknown - The Children of Sullarn
    Chapter 20 - Unknown - Unchained
    Chapter 21 - Unknown - Make Republic Great Again
    Chapter 22 - Unknown - Exit Light
    Chapter 23 - Unknown - Enter Night
    Chapter 24 - Unknown - TBD
    Epilogue - Unknown - TBD


    Credits (from the old series, some may appear here):
    Lankist – Original Series, all of its characters and their redesigns (sans Jane).
    Roofless - Trooper template, Tan mercenary.
    NvVanity - Imperial template.
    Gavinwad - Miscellaneous civilians.
    Wraloa_Craubo - Trooper lady. Also, wookiees. Republic dress-reds, too.
    Tacoslayer - A bunch of designs. Too many to name. Also, KILL-O-TRON 5000, and Jack.
    MrAwesome - Slappy the Fish, Piggsy the Pig, Scales the Lizard.
    KariaVen - Green lady.
    Calithlin - Sith Pureblood.
    Astrocitus - Foreman lady.
    Virama - Mercenary lady.


    Soundtrack by Lennie Moore, Gordy Haab, Wilbert Roget II and Jesse Harlin.

    Before we begin, please read the following:
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    Please keep suggestions PG-13. If what you suggest is censored or otherwise against the rules, I cannot illustrate it.
    *2*
    Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel. As far as I’m aware, there's no time travel in Star Wars, so I can’t go back and try something else.
    *3*
    Please only make one suggestion at a time. Repeating yourself is a fast way to be ignored.
    *4*
    Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an endorsement. If five different people want to see the same thing happen, it will likely happen.
    *5*
    Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.




    Prologue: Jedi Dropout Extraordinaire

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    You find yourself on-board a FANCY PASSENGER SHIP. Having recently quit your tedious JEDI TRAINING, you've decided to go to Nar Shaddaa for SEVERAL nights of DRINKING BOOZE in SHADY CANTINAS and PICKING UP ALIEN CHICKS. That's right! No more CELIBACY for THIS Jedi! You are going to MAKE THE ORDER GREAT AGAIN. After all, what kind of sane woman would refuse the UNDENIABLE CHARM of your GRUMPY SMILE.

    But before you begin your search for THE ULTIMATE CANTINA, there are more immediate matters to attend to, seeing as you've yet to arrive in Hutt Space. Namely the fact that you've NOT introduced your AWESOME self to the passengers and the crew.

    What is your name?
     
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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, the finest JEDI DROPOUT this side of the GALAXY. A LARGE TEXT appears above you to notify the crew about this ASTOUNDING REVELATION... but no one seems to CARE. Nonetheless, their INDIFFERENCE surely won't DETER your DETERMINATION. You are DOOP SKYCHAFER and you are determined to SMILE in DEFIANCE!

    On second thought, maybe you SHOULDN'T smile. Ever again.

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    What color is your lightsaber?
     
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    puce.
     
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    The original yellow. Because yellow is badass
     
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    Your LIGHTSABER is now YELLOW. It could have been some AWESOME color like MAUVE or PUCE, but alas, it's as if SOME HIGHER FORCE was LAZY ENOUGH to NOT give you a BETTER COLOR. Such are the WOES of PADAWAN LIFE.

    Your JEDI SHENANIGANS have AGITATED the FANCY BOUNCERS of this FINE VESSEL.

    What do you do?
     
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    Order drinks for everyone. Parteey!
     
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    Impress them with some force powered break dancing!
     
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    You try to DEFUSE the SITUATION with your BRILLIANT IDEA as you RAISE your hand CONFIDENTLY in the air, declaring that DRINKS are on YOU! Nothing could POSSIBLY go WRONG with your PLAN. Right? RIGHT?

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    You are now in the SHIP'S "BLUE LAGOON" CANTINA. The BOOZE is STRONG with you, young SKYCHAFER, but you are NOT a DRUNKARD yet. On the other hand, the SENATOR of DANTOOINE lying there on the floor CANNOT make the SAME claim.

    With an ABSOLUTELY SOBER mind you get another WONDERFUL IDEA.

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    You start BREAKING it DOWN! After all, your MASTERY of the FORCE is INSIGNIFICANT next to the powers of your DANCE MOVES.
     
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    this song is on and you are tearing up the fuc**** dance floor, smoothly ask female Chiss for a dance xD
     
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    He attracts a twi'lek with his dance moves that invites him on her private ship. Even though he dislikes twi-leks he is drunk. Surely nothing can go wrong with this beautiful twi'lek aboard her ship.
     
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    You STUMBLE your way towards the CHISS ENSIGN to the best of your ABILITIES. After all, DOOP likes WOMEN in UNIFORM... so long as they're not a TWI'LEK.

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    She HANDS you what looks like her NUMBER! No wait... it's the BILL. Through your DRUNKEN STUPOR you SUDDENLY remember that you PROMISED to PAY for ALL this. You knew CHISS WOMEN were known for their COLD DEMEANOR, but this is some NEXT-LEVEL STUFF.

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    You REALIZE you don't have that kind of money and you're TOO DRUNK to FIGHT. Foolproof plan, indeed!

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    You are now in the DETENTION WARD of the CHISS ASCENDANCY CRUISER "Blueballs", but AT LEAST you are SOBER. You no longer have your LIGHTSABER with you and BENEDUCT CUMBERCHISS is MONITORING your CELL. On the UPSIDE, it seems you have a SPECIAL PRISON FRIEND next to you, a WEIRD-LOOKING CREATURE from an UNCHARTED PLANET.

    What do you do?
     
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    Attempt to FORCE THROW the nearby CRATE at the CONTROLS to your CELL to SHORT THEM OUT but instead FORCE PUKE from the exertion because you're DRUNK, coincidentally SHORTING OUT THE CONTROLS to your CELL.
     
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    Attempt to FORCE THROW the nearby CRATE at the CONTROLS to your CELL to SHORT THEM OUT but instead FORCE PUKE from the exertion because you're HUNGOVER, coincidentally SHORTING OUT THE CONTROLS to JARJARS CELL.[/

    The guard turns and shoots him. Ooops. Well atleast you don't have to listen to that me, me, muoy, muoy crap anymore. The guard inspects what happened and thanks you for giving him a reason to shoot JarJar and lets you go free. Hook or by crook, mission accomplished.
     
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    You ATTEMPT to use your JEDI POWERS on the CRATE next to you and HIT the SHUTDOWN SWITCH. Your AIM is NOT precise enough yet. HOWEVER, you do manage to hit the LITERAL KILL SWITCH and your SPECIAL PRISON FRIEND dies a GRUESOME, ELECTRIFYING death as a RESULT of YOUR actions.

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    You RID the GALAXY of a PHANTOM MENACE, earning you ONE BLUE POINT. BLUE POINTS are earned on ACTIONS of GENEROSITY and GOODWILL. You realize you FORGOT to TURN OFF the TUTORIAL for this SERIES.

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    Your PHYSICAL EFFORTS have caused STRESS on your ALREADY STRESSED stomach. Unable to WITHSTAND the BITING ACID churning in your PITIFUL BELLY, you are FORCED to EXPEL what was once FINE CORELLIAN ALE onto the bottom of your cell. LUCKILY for you, not even the FORCE FIELD itself can handle TOXICITY of SUCH A LEVEL. UNLUCKILY for you, BENEVOLENT CHISSDISPATCH draws a GUN on you!

    What do you do?
     
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    feign a grand mal seizure.
     
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    Drunkenly use the force to give him a Jedi Super Wedgie!
     
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    Bribe him! Tell him you have a beautiful Twi-Lek imprisoned on your ship that he can have if he gets you out of here. (you are not lying)
     
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