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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Jedi General

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    You pull out your bulleted notes, that a have everything you plan to say at your meeting on them, but when you look at them, all you see are silly, unfunny jokes made for that "wonderful" sitcom. You're in a bit of a daze, that's why you're seeing those jokes, though you're slightly unaware of it. But before you can get out of it, it's time for your meeting and Freia grabs your arm and pulls you into the room where it is being held.
     
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    Listen to Eminem ehh.. DarthSnow.
     
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    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    Endorsed.
    [​IMG]

    You'll be like this...[​IMG]
    ...in no time.
    MUSCO STILL AMONG US CONFIRMED. (He's probably the Emperor)
     
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  4. The One Armed Wampa

    The One Armed Wampa Rebel General

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    JUN BLAND, when have you EVER listened to SOMEONES EXPLICIT ORDERS?

    If this VOICE IN YOUR HEAD can REMEMBER CORRECTLY, I do BELIEVE you SPECIFICALLY DISREGARDED the orders of one CIA GUY to NOT BRING FRIENDS last time. So it is CLEAR what YOU are going to DO

    YOU ARE BRINGING LUNK WITH YOU

    AND we will DO SO by DISGUISING LUNK to the BEST OF YOUR ABILITIES, JUN BLAND. USE some of those LEFT OVER probably INCREDIBLY STALE MARSHMELLOWS to disguise LUNK as

    LANK, the ALBINO ORTOLAN

    YOUR CLIENT can't REFUSE your COMPANION'S PRESENCE NOW. HE HAS A SKIN CONDITION. AND THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY RUDE TO REFUSE HIM.
     
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    SaberingTime Rebel Official

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    Welcome aboard the ORPA train, @Jedi General!

    I'm endorsing yours and @The One Armed Wampa's suggestions for this update.
     
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    Pomojema Ayatollah Of Rock-&-Rolla
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    When you're at a rave and the acid kicks in, but you realize that it's really bad acid and you freak the f*** out.
     
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    Well... I leave for a couple updates and you drop this on us. Note to self: never disappear for a week, or else @Alamact is going to give you fuel for legit nightmares for a month. And I'm just recovering from the red lighting in Ex Machina...
     
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    It's a clue. Lunk is not actually a Gungan.

    #fantheory.

    GIRD your LOINS, JUN. It's time to MEET your MAKER CONTACT.

    LUNK can STAY. He can always BUST IN if there's TROUBLE. It's not WISE to UPSET a GUNGAN.
     
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  11. Alamact

    Alamact Demon of the Trident
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    Couldn't have asked for a more fitting intermission song.
    [​IMG]

    You DECIDE to CAMOUFLAGE LUNK. He is now LANK the ALBINO ORTOLAN. He is NEITHER ALBINO nor ORTOLAN. He has STALE MARSHMALLOWS instead of EYES, yet he is NOT BLIND.

    [​IMG]

    UNSURPRISINGLY, FREIA just SIMPLY WON'T LET this PASS because her CLIENT has BRAIN CELLS.

    You're GOING to HAVE to DO THIS ON YOUR OWN.

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    You PULL OUT your PREPARATORY ETIQUETTE TICKET only to REALIZE that you've MIXED IT UP with your TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE JOKES ONE.

    WHY IS ENDOR THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE GALAXY? BECAUSE EVERYONE'S EWOKING ON SUNSHINE.

    Yeah. You're NOT USING THIS!

    [​IMG]

    Even though you're EXPLICITLY STATED in the ALMIGHTY PLOT as a NOT-DRINKER, it's ALCOHOL TIME.

    You COMPROMISE your MORALS for the SAKE of SUCCESS because you're JUST THAT DESPERATE for a BREAK.

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    JUN. That's JUST ORANGE JUICE.

    [​IMG]

    WELL... THIS IT IT.

    You GIRD your LOINS with the INTENT of AVOIDING another YELLOW MELLOW INCIDENT like the LAST TIME you were TAKING a JOB back in your DANTOOINE DAYS.

    [​IMG]

    THE WAY is NOW OPEN.

    YOUR CLIENT AWAITS.

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    WAIT. WHY does this OFFICE FEEL FAMILIAR?

    DOES it REMIND you of SOMETHING? SOMETHING from a CERTAIN SET of MOVIES, PERHAPS?

    [​IMG]

    UH-OH.

    [​IMG]

    IT'S A TRAP!

    [​IMG]

    Chapter 15: Public Enema

    [​IMG]

    SING IT WITH ME: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JEDI TIME.

    You have FINALLY become a PLAYABLE CHARACTER, the RECENTLY ANOINTED JEDI MASTER and a MANDALORIAN to BOOT. You USED to HAVE a PADAWAN, but NOW you DON'T. NOW you're SPENDING your DAYS in the OLD REPUBLIC'S NEW CAPITAL of CORUSCANT, a CONTROVERSIAL DECISION made ROUGHLY TWENTY YEARS AGO and the MAIN REASON why the JEDI TEMPLE is REDUCED to RUBBLE.

    You are in a FANCY RESTAURANT somewhere in the LOWER LEVELS. You still haven't even ORDERED your FOOD. First things first, however...

    What is your name?
     
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    OH SNAP! Should have seen that coming. The CHANCELLOR is our CLIENT!? Or is he just casually ARRESTING US because he found out about our Dantooine hijinks? Either way I'm sold!

    I suppose there are worse fates than to be outplayed by STAR WARS GARY OLDMAN though.
     
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    Suck it Grandma? xD
    Definitely a Brad, just look at him. Brad McGrad :D.
     
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    Is there a window? If there is a window. JUMP OUT. Otherwise, shoot your way out of there, and hope that luck or the Force is on your side. I have a bad feeling about all of this.
     
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    THE TIME HAS COME, AND SO HAVE I!

    YOU ARE NOW...

    MASTER BAIT.
     
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    Bu Channon (nickname Mitch or the Hoff)
     
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    Tat-wan Gai?
     
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    Well, you're a Mandalorian, so clearly BOMBA STIKK.
     
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    teline Queen of the North

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    > JEDI
    > MANDALORIAN

    [​IMG]

    TARRE VIZSLA! DUH.
     
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    [​IMG]

    LOOK AT THIS FACE. DOES this FACE look like the FACE of a LOSER!? NO!

    DOES it NOT look like the FACE of a WINNER!? OF COURSE IT DOES!

    A CONQUEROR of HOLOCRONS and BOOZE! A CHAMPION of HONOUREâ„¢ and VELOUR! MASTER of the MYSTERIOUS WAYS of the PLAUGHTâ„¢!

    YOUR BALLS are MADE of DURASTEEL! YOUR MIND is SHARPER than the FINEST MANDALORIAN IRON!

    Only ONE NAME suits a WINNER of SUCH CAPACITIES:

    You are MASTER VIKK'TORR, a NATURAL BORN WINNER.



    [​IMG]
     
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