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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    GIVE FREIA the B.

    By "B" you of course mean the ICECREAM BOX.

    PRAY IT'S THE RIGHT ONE.
     
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    rectified in his rectum.

    i'm sorry, but i lost all ability to make decisions after watching Snek get repeatedly fisted for all those screens.

    [​IMG]
     
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    You're dream of representing the people of Mirial is over. Now you can only go back to doing what you've always done best, running that intergalactic spice cartel! First though your going to need a smoking hot wife for the scenes everyone will tune into your Holoflix biopic for. I guess the senate aide will do.
     
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    Well played, @Alamact. Well played.
    The "right one" between Literally Sh*t and Rainbow Viagra, that is. You might even describe this decision as "between a rock and a hard place"....a little too literally for your taste. :D

    Your agent experience tells you not to trust anyone. Even pretty-looking, trustworthy-seeming ladies. Scratch that, especially pretty-looking, trustworthy-seeming ladies!
    That means you should be worried about the stuff she's been feeding you!

    Now, it's a well known fact ORPA theory that you're a bit of a mellow fellow. That means that whatever chemical reaction that liquid on the table has had with you, will also take place on a marshmallow! 100% fool-proof plan! Throw a marshmallow in the glass blindly trusting your 0 AIM skill (or as you prefer to think of it: ln(1) AIM skill), and observe the reaction.



     
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    Endorsing so fast! +1
    I feel like this metaphor flew over my head. I wasn't fast enough to catch it.

    [​IMG]
     
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    What do you do? You ask her to draw you like one of her Twi'lek boys!
     
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    That's the thing. How I have said already.
    Go for a coffee with Freia (cool name btw) and start to forget this little accident.
    Once you will think back and you will be very thankful for missing involvement in politics.
    You are a lucky guy!
     
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    I like how we're going from uber serious names to joke names in a constant back and forth. It keeps me on my toes because I never know what to expect from an NPC name. If @Alamact wanted us to feel like Jun is really an outsider in the world of galactic politics then he's done it.

    I don't think I can do better than @CnlSandersdeKFC's suggestion though so I'm giving it my endorsement! +1

    Also, @FN-3263827, looks like our Chancellor is horny Gary Oldman! :D
     
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    It's time to HUMBLE UP, Jun!

    Ask Freia where you went wrong! Find out why "her boss" ran off, and forced you into that fainting ordeal!
     
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    [​IMG]

    You are now JUN BLAND, MAIN CHARACTER of the SITCOM "The Big Bland Theory". Your POLITICAL LIFE may be OVER, but there is still a CHANCE for you to MAKE IT BIG living in this IMAGINARY DELUSION where FREIA the SENATE AIDE is your TRUE HOUSEWIFE OF CORUSCANT.

    You POINT TOWARDS the EPIC ITEM that just DROPPED from your INVENTORY.

    FREIA should TAKE IT and CLAIM what's INSIDE. After all, ACCORDING to BIOWARE, people will LOVE YOU if you KEEP SHOWERING THEM with PETTY GIFTS and INANE TRINKETS. In this case, a RISQUE SCOOP OF ICECREAM.

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    You PRAY to the RNG GODS that the THRILL OF THE HUNT will NET FREIA the PROPER ICECREAM TYPE and not some kind of CRAPPY JUNK.

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    It LOOKS as if...

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    ...YOU have CHOSEN POORLY.

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    CUE LAUGH TRACK at the most BORING, PREDICTABLE JOKE EVER SHOWN in this ADVENTURE that even a GUNGAN CLONE INFANT could have SEEN coming.

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    LUNK: "Honey, I'm home!"

    CUE EXTREMELY FAKE APPLAUSE TRACK as EVERYONE'S FAVORITE LUNK enters the SCENE with MAJESTIC THUNDER.

    LUNK: "Boozeinga!"

    CUE FORCED LAUGH TRACK.

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    IT'S A NIGHTMARE!

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    RED ALERT. RED ALERT.

    ABORT SEQUENCE.


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    Why couldn't you just have one of those PRETTY HALLUCINATIONS where MARTIN SHEEN is the CHANCELLOR?

    Your HEAD is STARTING to HURT as your FANTASY LAND comes CRASHING DOWN.

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    You are BEING SLAPPED BACK to REALITY by FREIA.

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    You tell her to STOP, even if it was PROBABLY FUN from her END of the DEAL.

    FREIA: "We have no time for this. You're late enough as it is."
    JUN: "What?"
    FREIA: "I'm representing your client."
    JUN: "What client?"
    FREIA: "The one you were supposed to meet today!"
    JUN: "Well, why didn't you just say so in the first place!?"
    FREIA: "Oh my god right now! Did you seriously just ask me that!?"

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    JUN: "What have you been feeding me with?"
    FREIA: "Nothing, you literally just passed out for a couple of minutes."
    JUN: "So, we're still in the Senate, right?"
    FREIA: "Yeah."

    JUN: "Where's your boss, then?"
    FREIA: "Just beyond this door. He's been looking forward to meeting you."
    JUN: "U-huh."

    FREIA: "Without... that creature of yours."
    LUNK: "I'm a Gungan."
    FREIA: "Whatever. This is a private matter and I hope that you'll understand."

    What do you do?
     
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    It's pronounced "Meesa Gungan." Alamact you uncultured swine! Have you no respect for cultural idiosyncrasies of this fine species?

    Anyway, you should probably just follow the prompts at this point. This bland Bland adventure has gone on long enough.
     
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    oh pleeeeeeeeeeez can we have Martin Sheen? pleeeeeeeeeeeez?

    so cruel to dangle such a carrot.
     
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    I don't know. This all sounds TOO GOOD to be TRUE. I vote you GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS PLACE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
    Well we did just UPGRADE LUNK. Maybe the guy is finally starting to BLAND IN.
     
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    THIS IS IT! Your one moment. Your second one-moment. That business in the convocation chamber didn't, didn't count.
    Down some LIQUID COURAGE from the table before you meet your client!

    JUN. JUN! This is it. If you had one shot, or one opportunity... to seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip??
     
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    I think it was a reference to The West Wing. Though I certainly wouldn't mind a Martin Sheen lookalike in the Senate! :p
    YES! ENDORSED! This is NOT the TIME FOR CAUTION, JUN! You are a RISK TAKER! BLAND OF HIS NAME! CLIENT MASTER! SLAYER OF CAREERS! PROTECTOR OF THE GUNGANS and FATHER OF MELLOW!
     
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    i know it's a reference to West Wing.

    i still want him. if not in real life, then at least in this fantasy setting! : o p
     
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    [​IMG]

    Is-is that SNEK in UNDERWEAR? And DARTH MUSCO!?

    That's definitely a NIGHTMARE you're not GETTING OUT of your MIND for QUITE A WHILE!

    NOTHING THAT AWAITS you in the CLIENT ROOM could POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN WHAT YOU JUST EXPERIENCED. FULL SPEED AHEAD!
     
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    you just had to point that out. [shudder]
     
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    Let's be honest: almost always the best worst stuff is in the background. It took me a while to screenshot it at the right frame though. :D
     
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    Nothing WRONG with a SNEK CHARMER invading your dreams...
     
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