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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Probably in the minority by far, but I say don't contact at all because your IP is being traced right now and you don't want to prepare for the storm, spaceworm. He would have you know he graduated top of his class on Korriban, and he's been involved in numerous raids on Republic worlds, and he has over 4 stars on ratemychissadmiral.hol. You'd be kriffing dead, missy.
     
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    FOURTH OPTION

    CONTACT SNOTE WITH THE BANE HELMET ON

    He wouldn't POSSIBLY KNOW that it is YOU BEHIND THE MASK (hopefully)

    NO ONE CARED WHO YOU WERE BEFORE YOU PUT ON THE MASK

    But now they'll CONTINUE TO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, because it's probably better THAT WAY ANYWAYS
     
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    Closure-smosher! Listen babe, you've been avoiding dealing with this problem so far, and things have been coming up Millhouse... or Missy in this case, might as well keep that streak going!
     
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  4. teline

    teline Queen of the North

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    Hahaha, I admit it caught me off guard too. I've been having my fun with the game a lot (as long as I don't deliberately force myself through all the tasks in a single playthrough, they're like DA:I sidequests/Witcher contracts). The new cast is amazing and the Tempest is stunning visually.
    Isn't this more closer to option B (Snote guardedly) rather than option A? Not giving inclinations and being too proud to be diplomatic (going full outlaw) seems pretty much like option B to me.

    With that said... I vote for SNOTE GUARDEDLY! We don't owe Snote anything, but we also need to find out the truth (or at least, hear it for ourselves from someone who doesn't mince words and has nothing to gain from lying).
     
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  5. MadsLad

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    ORPA meme thread? DON'T MIND IF I DO!
    It's the choice in the middle. The COMPROMISE, the MIDDLE GROUND. xD

    It's over, @Alamact! Missy has the MIDDLE GROUND!
     
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  6. DarthSnow

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    I guess? Yeah that makes sense. I may have taken the wording of the options a bit too literally. I took "guardedly" to mean: Contact him, but you'll be on the defensive because you know you were wrong to leave a year ago, so you must be humble in your dealings with Snote. This will then begin to mend your relationship with him and the Chiss in general.

    Openly, Guardedly, I don't know man! So I like trying to fit square pegs in round holes, sue me! :D
     
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    AKA, the Bendu option! Shame you don't turn into a giant thunderstormbeast if you get angry enough.
     
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    To chip in - and because nobody's posted in this thread today - I say that you should cautiously contact your old boss.
     
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  9. Darth Bob

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    PRANK call SNOTE.

    "I'm looking for MANN, please. First name, INEEDA."

    CLASSIC. And MISSY is ALL about CLASS.
     
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    We are all waiting for the update at this point. :D
    I was going to vote for WALKING AWAY, but yeah thats not going to happen.

    Judging by @Alamact's profile post, its probably going to be one of those big plot pieces like the prologue ending.
     
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    I vote for SNOTE GUARDEDLY!
    You must syphon as much, from that little bit of cunning you have, as you possibly can!

    Snote is NOT one to be trifled with, but you need to know...
     
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  12. Alamact

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    Welcome to the comic, @Addi Ras. I am sorry you had to wait this long for your first concurrent update, but I am hoping the payoff is worth it. Usually, the wait period is considerably shorter.
    I actually messed it up, it would seem. Haven't yet gotten to the part where Ryder was doing the handshake again, and by the point when I realized it, I was already well under working for this update to come back and stealth-fix it.
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    You DECIDE to CONTACT SNOTE.

    In a GUARDEDLY OPEN MANNER. Because that makes sense.

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    Chapter 16: Master Bait

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, the most UNDERDEVELOPED MAIN CHARACTER in EXISTENCE. You're TOO BUSY getting BORDELINE COMATOSE to worry about such TRIFLE MATTERS as CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. That's right! This completely irrelevant pazaak match with CLANKUS completely beats progressing the STORYLINE in any way!

    You're still waiting on COLUMBO to RETURN with your PRECIOUS CREDITS made from the deal with the YELLOW KING before you can depart this planet and continue your search for KESTREL and MYNOCK. Optionally, you could also check in with CANCEROUS before your DEPARTURE, but that's entirely left up to your LAZY, SELFISH ASS.

    What do you do?
     
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    Oh my goodness Al, that was absolutely beautiful!

    I had to give it a Lucas rating! (IMHO, it's like the rating equivalent of a Rare Pepe. And really, a Great Post doesn't even begin to do this update justice)
     
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    Enough of the comatose. It's time for a combover!

    Proceed to the nearest mirror, it's MAKEOVER TIME™.
     
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    awwww, the Missy/Snote moment is lovely, lovely. all that could be hoped for.

    as for Doop: don't sit around moping for Columbo like a girl stood up for the prom, HUNT HIM DOWN so we can get this show on the road!
     
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    I endorse this notion, but first you must bet JV in a game of pazaak. If you win, you get CANCEROUS' bodyguard services as well as a bunch of the ever rising in value HONOURE™.
     
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    This conversation went so not in any way I expected, hahah!
    I thought Snote would be all "told you so" and condescending to Missy.
    It's a precious moment and I'm hyped to find out more about our villain.
    Dialogue also reached a new high, i think.

    So much to process... makes me want to make a Snote appreciation thread.
    CONVINCE CLANKUS that you're the WINNER of this MATCH and that he owes you CREDITS and HONOURE™. If he objects, OFFER HIM some DREAMWEED to soothe his NERVES and make him COMPLACENT to your TOMFOOLERY.

    Hey! It will be just like OLD TIMES!
     
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    Maybe we were so preoccupied with picturing Snote as the villain that we never stopped to think if he was the hero.

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    Check up on that Cancerous thing. I feel like if you don't watch 'im, it's gonna grow in the back of your head.
     
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    Totally endorsed!

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    "For over a thousand generations, the Mandalorians were the guardians of CREDITS and HONOURE™ in the Old Republic. Before the Doop times... before the Paint Adventures."
     
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