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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    Official Wikipedia: LINK.
    Official Discussion Thread: LINK.
    Official Galaxy Map: LINK.


    An interactive adventure set during the twilight years of the Old Republic, it depicts the final crucible of the war unending, fought between the Republic and the Sith Empire, often in a humorous take as a direct result of the player's suggestions. Illustrated in a quaint, simplistic style - because the author is a lazy bastard.

    This is a fun thread, and may deviate from lore to help a joke land from time to time. On the other hand, it is also the first large storyline set in the Old Republic era of the new canon - so it has that going for it, which is nice. It respects the Legends that came before, and tries to competently reintegrate them into the new continuity stream. Above all, it is the work of a Star Wars community and each among you can and do contribute to the development of its plot, curated by a scotch-addled continuity nut.

    This is the continuation of a followup to a long-running pre-launch series of threads hosted on the Old Republic forums, so some references to content that no longer exists may be present.

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    Act One: The Fallen Knights
    Prologue - ASC Blueballs - Jedi Dropout Extraordinaire
    Chapter 1 - Nar Shaddaa - Barge of Pleasure
    Chapter 2 - Nar Shaddaa - Taking Out the Trash
    Chapter 3 - Dantooine - Severe Punishments
    Chapter 4 - Nar Shaddaa - Immaculate
    Chapter 5 - Nar Shaddaa - A Cancerous Plan
    Chapter 6 - Nar Shaddaa - Bagman
    Chapter 7 - Nar Shaddaa - Operation: Liposuction
    Chapter 8 - Dantooine - A Very Mellow Yellow Fellow
    Chapter 9 - Taris - Men of Conviction
    Chapter 10 - Dantooine - Danger Zone
    Chapter 11 - Dantooine - A Game of Clones
    Chapter 12 - Dantooine - Sweet Bucks of General Fux
    Epilogue - Ilum - Big Iron On His Hip

    Act Two: Legacy of the Force
    Prologue - Corellia - Hello Darkness
    Chapter 13 - Onderon - Beat Riders
    Chapter 14 - Coruscant - Blue Lives Matter
    Chapter 15 - Coruscant - Public Enema
    Chapter 16 - Corellia - Master Bait
    Chapter 17 - Unknown - Relics of Old
    Chapter 18 - Unknown - Echo the Names
    Chapter 19 - Unknown - The Children of Sullarn
    Chapter 20 - Unknown - Unchained
    Chapter 21 - Unknown - Make Republic Great Again
    Chapter 22 - Unknown - Exit Light
    Chapter 23 - Unknown - Enter Night
    Chapter 24 - Unknown - The Sacred Tithe
    Epilogue - Unknown - My Old Friend


    Credits (from the old series, some may appear here):
    Lankist – Original Series, all of its characters and their redesigns (sans Jane).
    Roofless - Trooper template, Tan mercenary.
    NvVanity - Imperial template.
    Gavinwad - Miscellaneous civilians.
    Wraloa_Craubo - Trooper lady. Also, wookiees. Republic dress-reds, too.
    Tacoslayer - A bunch of designs. Too many to name. Also, KILL-O-TRON 5000, and Jack.
    MrAwesome - Slappy the Fish, Piggsy the Pig, Scales the Lizard.
    KariaVen - Green lady.
    Calithlin - Sith Pureblood.
    Astrocitus - Foreman lady.
    Virama - Mercenary lady.


    Soundtrack by Lennie Moore, Gordy Haab, Wilbert Roget II and Jesse Harlin.

    Before we begin, please read the following:
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    Please keep suggestions PG-13. If what you suggest is censored or otherwise against the rules, I cannot illustrate it.
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    Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel. As far as I’m aware, there's no time travel in Star Wars, so I can’t go back and try something else.
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    Please only make one suggestion at a time. Repeating yourself is a fast way to be ignored.
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    Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an endorsement. If five different people want to see the same thing happen, it will likely happen.
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    Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.




    Prologue: Hello Darkness

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    You are now the CENTENNIAL TURKEY. For quite a while, you've been trailing through a collection of hidden smuggler routes edging the famous HYDIAN WAY with the hopes of evading IMPERIAL FORCES.

    Unfortunately, this is all rather BORING and may become STALE in a couple of PANELS from now, so your SCREEN TIME will have to be DRASTICALLY CUT.

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    See? Even RANDOM ROOM CLUTTER apparently has MORE RIVETING TALES to TELL.

    How exciting!

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    Your OWNER is ASLEEP. He is LAZY LIKE THAT, and it is MOSTLY COLUMBO who does the REAL WORK around here by PILOTING this DECREPIT PILE of GARBAGE, namely YOU.

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    DRAMATIC ZOOM IN.

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, JEDI DROPOUT EXTRAORDINAIRE. And you might quite possibly be in HEAVEN right now, or at least, the TOYDARIAN EQUIVALENT of it.

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    You soon come to a realization that it's just your REGULAR FLASHBACK HELL INSTEAD.

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    AND A BIG CAN OF NOPE AS WELL!


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    Oh my goodness, LOOK at the TIME! It's TIME to GET the PLOT GOING.

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    By SPOUTING USELESS EXPOSITION in the BACKGROUND, of course!

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    MEANWHILE, on CORELLIA...

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    It's SHOWTIME.

    Unfortunately, it appears that the HANGAR DOOR is STUCK.

    ANY. TIME. NOW.

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    THERE WE GO!

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    You are now DARTH SABER, DORK KNIGHT of ZIOST and still the bearer of the MOST RIDICULOUS SITH TITLE EVER. You've started to FEEL the WEARINESS of your NEW POST as CHAMPION of the IMPERIAL VANGUARD, mainly because you SUCK at VIOLENCE.

    Your SEXY NEW SCAR proves as MUCH. Unfortunately, that FACE of YOURS can't be FIXED no matter how GRUFF you might eventually BECOME.

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    You are now SOMEWHERE in the CITY of CORONET. Whilst you've AWKWARDLY WHIPPED OUT your LIGHTSABER ahead of time, some strange assortment of VOLUNTEERS are also being DRAFTED into the EMPIRE'S FINAL PUSH to reach the GOVERNMENT DISTRICT.

    Yes. You have to WAIT in LINE, and IMPERIAL BUREAUCRACY is INFAMOUS for NOT WORKING.

    What do you do?
     
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  2. Spacebeast48

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    It's back! :D

    Just seeing that crawl made me feel like a 14 y.o kid again!
     
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  3. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    You mistake this JAWA for an underage volunteer. Being the PARAGON you always were, you Force-grab his GUN and DISINTEGRATE it with your SABER.
    Saber:"Get your money back. You'll thank me later, kid."
     
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    Then PROCEED to WAIT IN LINE like the WELL MANNERED GENTLEMAN that you ARE. Yes... drag that plot!

    OT: N7 DAY and PAINT ADVENTURES COMING BACK in one day? It's like a second Christmas! :D
     
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    You force push all the volunteers out of the way and you step forward to the front ready for your turn.
     
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    i desperately want to see JAWA INTERACTION. kiss or kill, i don't care.
     
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    Nah, Darth Saber is too lightsided for that. :D

    HOWEVER! I like the basic idea, we need to make our way to the drafting table! Try to BORE the BOUNTY HUNTER VOLUNTEERS how its UNETHICAL and DANGEROUS to give your LIFE for a CAUSE because of MONEY. This will either convince them of the error of their ways or actually bore them so much they'll leave. xD
     
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    Excite the Jawa. He'll start a flurry of loud and random gibberish that is sure to annoy any sane being who has been waiting in line for several hours. This will instigate conflict, and while the people in the line are fighting amongst themselves, you can proceed to the front of the queue unopposed.
     
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    Flaunt your sexy, and astute ass by dramatically walking back and forth along the line giving detail to the horror of the war, and make sure these low level scrubs aren't in the wrong place. I mean one of them is even using an alien companion for Fux sake! They shouldn't be in such a highly dangerous location. You'd better point them back to their shuttles so that they adventure in a more suitable location for their skill level, or just wait for some dangerous creature to kill them and pick up their possessions so as to insure that inheritance gets to their most recent spawn.

    Edit: Alternatively offer to adopt the child waiting in line. It's always sad to see a war orphan :'(
     
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    +1 endorsed!

    ...even if Blizz (the jawa) is top tier. xD
     
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    Growl at everyone and just butt ahead. You have a lightsaber!!! What are they going to do? They will do as you please is what!! Wait? NO WAY!
     
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    Yes, ADOPT the GLOWY EYED ORPHAN
     
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    I'm still a tad confused by this game.
     
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    The Imperial officer has recognized your impressive lightsaber already. You could top this first impression by starting one of your famous lightsaber exercise sessions. Perhaps they will call you to the registration desk immediatly..
     
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    APPROPRIATE this INSIDIOUS LINE that keeps appearing but ALTER it to <WAITING NOT NEEDED> and SHOW it to the gathered CROWD, PROVING that you can LEGITIMATELY JUMP the QUEUE.

    Welcome back @Alamact. I hope your rest was restful.
     
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    It's basically a story you can interact with, sort of like a tabletop RPG in some ways.
    Think of @Alamact as the gamemaster, he provides the plot, comic strips and characters, so the job left to the rest of us is simple; we suggest to him how the story should proceed. We are in control of a a single character each time, and we usually go for funny suggestions over "sensible" ones.
    Al then provides us with an update to the story, using the suggestions he deemed with the best potential, and at the end of the update he asks for our input once again (sometimes having switched controllable characters during the update), and that's how the game rolls. If you're interested, you can check out a summary of the story's main characters on the top of page 75. The ones we usually control are Doop, Saber, Missy and Jun.
     
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    Take ou your REALLY INTELLIGENTLY LOOLING GLASSES and tell them the real queue is 20 PARSECS AWAY!
     
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    THROW BABY... I MEAN JAWA
     
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    What kind of a question is THAT??!

    What's in the boxes? Open the box(es)...for dramatic efect use your pink lightsaber....might make you look cool...with any luck something vile or cute will jump out....or both.... so it will at least distract and confuse the queue-people, clearing your way...

    ETA:
    I have the need to comment your comments @Alamact :p

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    Now where's the fun in that? In any case I'd like to see you try :p

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    You know that is technically not true if you are traveling faster than light? :p :p

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    I will do what I must ;)

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    But...but...but........okay....even if it means I must read ALL they write

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    I forgot...what was 5?


    You know...I have work to do irl...but not right now....now I gotta go see about the box :p
     
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