Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

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An interactive adventure set during the twilight years of the Old Republic, it depicts the final crucible of the war unending, fought between the Republic and the Sith Empire, often in a humorous take as a direct result of the player's suggestions. Illustrated in a quaint, simplistic style - because the author is a lazy bastard.

This is a fun thread, and may deviate from lore to help a joke land from time to time. On the other hand, it is also the first large storyline set in the Old Republic era of the new canon - so it has that going for it, which is nice. It respects the Legends that came before, and tries to competently reintegrate them into the new continuity stream. Above all, it is the work of a Star Wars community and each among you can and do contribute to the development of its plot, curated by a scotch-addled continuity nut.

This is the continuation of a followup to a long-running pre-launch series of threads hosted on the Old Republic forums, so some references to content that no longer exists may be present.



Act One: The Fallen Knights
Prologue - ASC Blueballs - Jedi Dropout Extraordinaire
Chapter 1 - Nar Shaddaa - Barge of Pleasure
Chapter 2 - Nar Shaddaa - Taking Out the Trash
Chapter 3 - Dantooine - Severe Punishments
Chapter 4 - Nar Shaddaa - Immaculate
Chapter 5 - Nar Shaddaa - A Cancerous Plan
Chapter 6 - Nar Shaddaa - Bagman
Chapter 7 - Nar Shaddaa - Operation: Liposuction
Chapter 8 - Dantooine - A Very Mellow Yellow Fellow
Chapter 9 - Taris - Men of Conviction
Chapter 10 - Dantooine - Danger Zone
Chapter 11 - Dantooine - A Game of Clones
Chapter 12 - Dantooine - Sweet Bucks of General Fux
Epilogue - Ilum - Big Iron On His Hip

Act Two: Legacy of the Force
Prologue - Corellia - Hello Darkness
Chapter 13 - Onderon - Beat Riders
Chapter 14 - Coruscant - Blue Lives Matter
Chapter 15 - Coruscant - Public Enema
Chapter 16 - Corellia - Master Bait
Chapter 17 - Unknown - Relics of Old
Chapter 18 - Unknown - Echo the Names
Chapter 19 - Unknown - The Children of Sullarn
Chapter 20 - Unknown - Unchained
Chapter 21 - Unknown - Make Republic Great Again
Chapter 22 - Unknown - Exit Light
Chapter 23 - Unknown - Enter Night
Chapter 24 - Unknown - The Sacred Tithe
Epilogue - Unknown - My Old Friend

Spoiler: Credits

Credits (from the old series, some may appear here):
Lankist – Original Series, all of its characters and their redesigns (sans Jane).
Roofless - Trooper template, Tan mercenary.
NvVanity - Imperial template.
Gavinwad - Miscellaneous civilians.
Wraloa_Craubo - Trooper lady. Also, wookiees. Republic dress-reds, too.
Tacoslayer - A bunch of designs. Too many to name. Also, KILL-O-TRON 5000, and Jack.
MrAwesome - Slappy the Fish, Piggsy the Pig, Scales the Lizard.
KariaVen - Green lady.
Calithlin - Sith Pureblood.
Astrocitus - Foreman lady.
Virama - Mercenary lady.

Soundtrack by Lennie Moore, Gordy Haab, Wilbert Roget II and Jesse Harlin.

Spoiler: Guidelines and Rules

Before we begin, please read the following:
*1*
Please keep suggestions PG-13. If what you suggest is censored or otherwise against the rules, I cannot illustrate it.
*2*
Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel. As far as I’m aware, there's no time travel in Star Wars, so I can’t go back and try something else.
*3*
Please only make one suggestion at a time. Repeating yourself is a fast way to be ignored.
*4*
Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an endorsement. If five different people want to see the same thing happen, it will likely happen.
*5*
Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.

Prologue: Hello Darkness



You are now the CENTENNIAL TURKEY. For quite a while, you've been trailing through a collection of hidden smuggler routes edging the famous HYDIAN WAY with the hopes of evading IMPERIAL FORCES.

Unfortunately, this is all rather BORING and may become STALE in a couple of PANELS from now, so your SCREEN TIME will have to be DRASTICALLY CUT.



See? Even RANDOM ROOM CLUTTER apparently has MORE RIVETING TALES to TELL.

How exciting!



Your OWNER is ASLEEP. He is LAZY LIKE THAT, and it is MOSTLY COLUMBO who does the REAL WORK around here by PILOTING this DECREPIT PILE of GARBAGE, namely YOU.



DRAMATIC ZOOM IN.



You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, JEDI DROPOUT EXTRAORDINAIRE. And you might quite possibly be in HEAVEN right now, or at least, the TOYDARIAN EQUIVALENT of it.



You soon come to a realization that it's just your REGULAR FLASHBACK HELL INSTEAD.



AND A BIG CAN OF NOPE AS WELL!



Oh my goodness, LOOK at the TIME! It's TIME to GET the PLOT GOING.



By SPOUTING USELESS EXPOSITION in the BACKGROUND, of course!



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MEANWHILE, on CORELLIA...



It's SHOWTIME.

Unfortunately, it appears that the HANGAR DOOR is STUCK.

ANY. TIME. NOW.



THERE WE GO!



You are now DARTH SABER, DORK KNIGHT of ZIOST and still the bearer of the MOST RIDICULOUS SITH TITLE EVER. You've started to FEEL the WEARINESS of your NEW POST as CHAMPION of the IMPERIAL VANGUARD, mainly because you SUCK at VIOLENCE.

Your SEXY NEW SCAR proves as MUCH. Unfortunately, that FACE of YOURS can't be FIXED no matter how GRUFF you might eventually BECOME.



You are now SOMEWHERE in the CITY of CORONET. Whilst you've AWKWARDLY WHIPPED OUT your LIGHTSABER ahead of time, some strange assortment of VOLUNTEERS are also being DRAFTED into the EMPIRE'S FINAL PUSH to reach the GOVERNMENT DISTRICT.

Yes. You have to WAIT in LINE, and IMPERIAL BUREAUCRACY is INFAMOUS for NOT WORKING.

What do you do?