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HUMOR Secretly a Dark Lord of the Sith

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by Darth Lunya, Jul 26, 2017.

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Who would win the lightsaber battle?

  1. Darth Oprah

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  2. Darth Putin

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  1. Darth Lunya

    Darth Lunya Rebel General

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    Post pictures of public figures you think are secretly Dark Lords of the Sith.


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    Darth Oprah

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    Darth Stam

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    Darth Putin

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    Darth oh wait hang on a second, well you get the idea

    Hope no one is offended by this thread, it's just for fun! Enjoy :)
     
  2. cawatrooper

    cawatrooper Dungeon Master

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    Funny idea!


    Gwyneth Paltrow- Most assuredly helped Anakin kill the younglings
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    Michael Bay- Somewhat like Darth Nihilus' hunger for life force before him, Lord Bay feeds on the chaos that he portrays in his... "films"
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    Jaden Smith- After seeking truth at the far reaches of the galaxy, Darth Smith of the Sith looked deep into a well of unknowable knowledge... and emerged a mad man.
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    (We should probably steer away from political figures, though. We all know people think "x" politician is a dark lord, no need for anyone to be unoriginal and point it out).
     
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  3. Lazarus Dei

    Lazarus Dei Tree Dodger Extraordinaire
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    Darth Bieber
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    Emperor May (with apologies to @cawatrooper for breaking the rules)
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    Han's 'other' son (aka Mutt Labeouf)
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    ...and obviously
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    #3 Lazarus Dei, Jul 26, 2017
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  4. Darth Lunya

    Darth Lunya Rebel General

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    @Lazarus Dei ahaha this post cracked me up!! Darth Bieber and Emperor May. Amazing.
     
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  5. Dawn

    Dawn Rebel General

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    Darth Putin would obliterate Darth Oprah with one hand tied behind his back. Or anyone else for that matter. He's like Darth Plagueis, but actually wise.
     
  6. daRinze

    daRinze Force Sensitive

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    No need to show a picture of Darth Weinstein The Duck (*)


    (*) Some say there is an error writing "Duck". We are investigating. More info available soon.
     
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    daRinze Force Sensitive

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    God.
    God is a Dark Lord of the Sith.


    Proof ? he uses forcelightning :
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