HUMOR Star Wars Jokes - "That's What Sheev Said" and more!!

there's a blockade around naboo.
that's what sheev said.

 

Chewbacca had the day off so Han was flying the Millennium Falcon by himself. Everything was going great until he noticed trees outside the cockpit window.

Solo shouldn't solo so low.

 

"I thought they smelled bad...on the outside." -That's what Sheev said.

 

"I have a bad feeling about this." That's what Sheev said.

"You're going down a path I cannot follow!" That's what Sheev said.

"Luke, I am your Father." That's what Sheev said.

"Yippeeeeee!" That's what Sheev said.

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." That's what Sheev said.

"Shmi is my wife." That's what Sheev said.

"I truly........deeply....................love you." That's what Sheev said.

"I saw him... killing younglings." That's what Sheev said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" That's what Sheev said.

"Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant!" That's what Sheev said.

"I wish that I could just, wish away my feelings!" That's what Sheev said.

"Oh, mooie-mooie! I love you!" That's what Sheev said.

"I'm sorry m'lady" That's what Sheev said.

"I'll try spinning! That's a neat trick!" That's what Sheev said.

"I felt him." That's what Sheev said.

"I have the high ground!" That's what Sheev said.

"I'm a person and my name is Anakin" That's what Sheev said.

"Are you an angel?" That's what Sheev said.

"I seen your lasersword." That's what Sheev said.

"Hello, what do we have here?" That's what Sheev said.

"You're a Gungan aren't you?" That's what Sheev said.

 

"Look at the size of that thing!" That's what sh.............

 

"At that speed, do you think you can pull out in time?" .......thats what Sheev said.

 

HELLOOOOO!!!!

 

That joke seems a bit redundant. Plus you will have to explain it to me Are you saying that Sidious was speaking behind everyone in Star Wars? I don't get it.

 

Have you never heard the "that's what she said" joke?

 

No, not familiar with those jokes

 

Have you ever heard of the Office? It's a tv show. A character portrayed by Steve Carell would say "that's what she said" when someone would say something that sounded sexual.
Google it.

 

What

Oh,ok

What is General Grievous's favorite drink?

Coughfee

 

I'm not a coffee drinker. Can you explain this to me? Hehe. Just kidding, Sab. Good stuff.

 

Here is another joke (this may take some brains to figure out): What do you get when you cross George Washington, Luke Skywalker and a kiss?

George Lucas (George Luke Kiss )

 

I didn't have to use my brain to figure it out since you explained the joke.

 

Sorry I will let you guys figure out the next one.

 

R2 once was best friends with another astromech droid, but the strange thing about R2's friend was that what ever happened to R2, almost Always happened to his friend. One day R2 and his friend went into a canyon ( the same canyon where R2 was electrocuted by Jawas years earlier). While R2's friend rolled along ahead merrily, R2 was cautious, keeping an eye out for the Jawas. A few minutes past, when suddenly R2 heard his friend ahead scream. (for R2's friend too was electrocuted by Jawas) So R2 turned on his voice amplifier to scare away the Jawas. After the Jawas fled, R2 rolled over to his fallen friend and beeped something to his friend and dragged him back to civilization to revive him. (what did R2 say to his friend? R2 either asked his friend a question or said his friend's name, I don't know which.) Try to figure this out.

 

RU-OK?

 

Is it, "BEEP BOOP FWEEEEEEEE-DOODLE BOOP" ?