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HUMOR Star Wars Jokes - "That's What Sheev Said" and more!!

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by Voxx, Nov 5, 2014.

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    The answer is "U2?"
     
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    Can the other Darths and Sith Lords out there back me up on this?
    what-my-friends-think-I-do-what-I-actually-do-sith-lord.jpg
     
    #22 DarthDwight, Dec 22, 2014
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    I've told this joke a million times, don't remember where I heard it.

    Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas?

    A: He felt his presents.
     
    #23 Fish, Dec 31, 2014
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    i ' m endangering the mission i shouldn't have come
    thats what sheev said
     
    #24 Darth Lexor Kai, Jan 2, 2015
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    you should have said: Riddle me this riddle me that and THEN said the riddle, i was waiting for a punchline that never came!
     
    #25 Ewok jedi, Jan 5, 2015
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    Sorry about the sick humor, but who ever did this just made my day.
    star_wars_funny_5.jpg
     
    #26 Darth Bals, Apr 6, 2015
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    At that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
    That's what Sheev said.
     
    #27 A Few Luke Screws, Aug 31, 2015
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    Ok my friend told me this one some days ago. Think he got it from the internet, he's not that clever..
    Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 4, 2015, Original Post Date: Sep 4, 2015 ---
    Oh man, that gotta hurt.
     
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    To get to the darkside of the fork??:)
     
    #29 Darth Bals, Sep 4, 2015
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    Yes! Well, not the fork part but I liked that! Haha
    Ok this one.
    When did the Jedi council realize Anakin's was leaning towards the dark side?
     
    #30 Irt Malk, Sep 4, 2015
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    When he fell head over heels in love?? Ok when??
     
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    In Sith Grade.(emperor);)
     
    #32 Irt Malk, Sep 4, 2015
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    Ok I'll play with a oldie. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
     
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    Hhhm. You wook em up? You cash em up? No idea!?
     
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    With a woo-key. Ok these jokes got me hungry for some cheese.
     
    #35 Darth Bals, Sep 4, 2015
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    Haha. Oh
     
    #36 Irt Malk, Sep 4, 2015
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    My best Star Wars comeback ever
    You are a sith with great anger. What did you do step in dog dooku, sithed your pants :D
    I deserve a trophie for that joke. Don't mess with ackbar because it's a trap! (ackbar)
     
    #37 IT'S A TRAP!, Dec 26, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.

    Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
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    Where does a Sith Shop?
    At a Darth Mall
     
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    "Rey? I've got food. Are you hungry?"

    "Yes, I'm starving!"

    "How about your droid?"

    "No, Bee Bee ate."
     
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