HUMOR StarWars Lyrics

CALL ME FINN

A man falls through the snow
He says, why am I cold in the middle now
Why am I cold in the middle
The rest of my life was so hard
I need a sudden opportunity
I want a shot a redemption
Don’t want to end up frozen
In a frozen graveyard
Starkiller Starkiller
Blades in the moonlight
Far away the Falcon soars
Hey Skywalker, Skywalker
Get this guy away from me
You know, I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore

If you’ll be my astro droid
Maybe we could save the day
I can call you BB
And BB when you call me
You can call me Rey

A man walks down the dune
He says, why am I short of breath
Gotta take short little gasps of breath
An oh my day’s been so long
Where is the nearest city
What if I die here
How do I leave Jakku
Now that my starfighter is
Gone Gone
I flew off in a TIE ship
With some hotshot mug-shot rebel-scum called Poe
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were deaths and deceptions

If you’ll be my astro droid
Maybe we could save the day
I can call you BB
And BB when you call me
You can call me Rey
Call me Rey

A man walks down the street
It’s a street in a strange world
Maybe it’s a Resistance world
Maybe it’s his first time around
He doesn’t have procedures
He holds no authority
He was a stormtrooper
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Preparations for a battle
Aliens and rebel heroes
He looks around, around
He sees X-Wings rising from the tarmac
Spinning into infinity
He says he wants to join them

If you’ll turn to challenge me
I can be your long lost twin
I can call you Kylo
And Kylo when you face me
Don't you dare touch Finn
We’re here

If you’ll be my rescuer
I can wait for Chewie
If you’ll be my rescuer
I can wait for Chewie
If you’ll be my rescuer...

 

Cool initiative, @AstromechRecords. I did this song, a Luke-in-TFA version of Johnny Cash's Wanted Man, in one of the Luke threads, but it will fit better here. Enjoy

“Wanted Man” (Skywalker version, Lyrics by Vidar Edland)

Wanted man on Takodana.
Wanted man on Dantooine.
Wanted man on Coruscant City.
Wanted man on Tatooine.

Wanted man on Nar Shaddaa.
Wanted man on ol’ Bespin.
Wherever you might look tonight,
you won’t see this wanted man.

I might be on Kashyyyk,
Or Dagobah in the swamp.
Working on my Jedi skills,
To get out of this dump.

If you ever see me coming,
and if you know who I am,
Don’t call on the First Order,
‘cause then I will you damn.

Wanted man by Captain Phasma.
Wanted man by General Hux.
Wanted man by Supreme Leader Snoke.
Wanted man by Kylo Ren.

I’ve had all I wanted of fighting,
and it made me kinda mad,
And a lot more than I needed,
of some things that turned out bad.

I got sidetracked down on Endor,
Stopped to get myself a map.
Went the wrong way near Naboo,
With a Twi’lek on my lap.

Went to sleep on Sullust,
Woke up on Yavin,
And wonderin’ why I’m wanted,
through every town in between.

Wanted man on Lothal
Wanted man on Utapau
Wanted man on Mon Cal
Wanted man on Jakku

There’s somebody set to grab me,
Anywhere that I might be.
And wherever you might look tonight,
You won’t get a glimpse of me.

Wanted man on Takodana.
Wanted man on Dantooine.
Wanted man on Coruscant City.
Wanted man on Tatooine.

Wanted man on Nar Shaddaa.
Wanted man on ol’ Bespin.
The guy wanted in 12 systems?
Well he’s a noob compared to me!

 

These are all great.
One more tonight, for Kylo:

CLOSER TO THE DARK

And I’ve been waiting for this a long time
It’s time to light a spark
To mold a new reality
Closer to the dark
Closer to the dark

I will finish what you started
I’m ready to embark
‘Cause there’s been a rude awakening
The lightside and the dark
Yes, I’ve felt it too, the dark

Is it true you’re just a scavenger?
Is this meant to be our arc?
That weapon is mine, don’t fight it
Closer to the dark
Step closer to the dark! Yeah!

Oh, you know what I’ve come for
I will leave my mark
I will fulfill our destiny
Closer to the dark
Closer to the dark
Much closer to the dark
Closer to the dark…

 

MORE THAN A FEELING
(Snoke to Kylo Ren)

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Tortured some goons to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away

It's more than a feeling, when I sense the Force drawing him away (more than a feeling)
I began scheming (more than a feeling)
As I sent Kylo Ren on his way
I sent my Kylo Ren far, far away

So many people have come and gone
Their faces fried as the years go by
Yet I still recall as I wander on
As red as the sun in a cloudy sky

It's more than a feeling, when I sense the Force drawing him away (more than a feeling)
And I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Til I see Kylo Ren walk away
I see my Kylo Ren stalking away

When I'm tired and my blood runs cold
I hide in my throne room, forget the day
And dream of a knight I used to own
I closed my eyes and he slipped away
He slipped away!

It's more than a feeling, when I sense the Force drawing him away (more than a feeling)
Call it foreseeing (more than a feeling)
When I see Kylo Ren walk away

 

If you’ll turn to challenge me
I can be your long lost twin
I can call you Kylo
And Kylo when you face me
"You can leave off Finn"
Well you just Maclunkey hate Finn dont you

 

I love Finn, he is my favorite of the new cast! "Leave off" as in, stop trying to murder... Did I say it wrong?

Well, I've edited it for clarity, either way.

 

This is actually a real parody on YouTube and I thought I could post it here:

LET IT FLOW
(by Anakin Skywalker)

Fire glows bright on this planet tonight
Not a Jedi to be seen
A galaxy gripped in turmoil
And I've knocked up the ex-queen
The force is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, not since mother died

Ignore the fear ignore the hate
No relationships
It's not so great
Conceal don't feel

Don't try to hide from
the dark side

Let it flow
Let it flow
Can't hold it back any more

Let it flow
Let it flow
I'll save my wive and end this war!
I pledge myself to you this day
Let the force rage on
The Jedi only held me back anyway

Good. Execute order 66

It's funny how the dark side
Makes everything seem small
and the younglings that I've murdered can't get to me at all

It's time to see what I can do
The empire's here, the republic - it is through!
No right no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free!

Let it flow!
Let it flow
I am one with the dark side

Let it flow!
Let it flow!
This is the end of the Jedi!

If you're not with me, then you are my enemy!
What do you ask of me?

Go to the mustafar system
Wipe out Viceroy Gunplay and the other Separatist leaders

My power passes through the air to close the door
My deadly lightsaber will help your body meet the floor
My super reflexes reflect your laser blast!

I'm never going back, the Jedi are the past!

Let it flow
let it flow
And I'll rise with my new limbs on
Let it flow
Let it flow
The Jedi Knight is gone
Here I stand on this darkest day
Let the force rage on!

Vader is a better name anyway

 

oh i thought you meant like leave off as in mean cast him off as a threat

 

The post by @Suspicious Moon reminded of this song:

"The Saga Begins"

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"