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HUMOR Teaser Trailer Haiku

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Deadeye, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. Deadeye

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    I was hoping everyone could express their thoughts regarding the new teaser trailer within the context of the 5-7-5 haiku structure. I'll get it started:

    See the round droid roll,
    And Sith Lord light cross-saber,
    Hear endless complaints.    ​

    Daisy rides speeder,
    Like a flying popsicle,
    Will desert melt it?    ​

    We saw not Solo,
    Nor Luke Skywalker's big beard,
    Old trio missing.    ​

    Must Star Wars haiku,
    Avoid Prequel Trilogy?
    Lucas is a hack.    ​
     
    #1 Deadeye, Nov 30, 2014
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