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OFFICIAL NEWS THE BIGGEST SCOOP EVER (April Fools).

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Pomojema, Apr 1, 2015.

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  1. Pomojema

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    GUYS. Guys.

    I just posted a ton of big information right here. This is a major breakthrough for the site and it's important that you all read it. Like, right now.

    I hope you like it.
     
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    April fools day
     
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    Yep it starts today.
     
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    You have no idea how serious I am right now. I have achieved a level of seriousness greater than any Jedi.
     
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    You know, I don't think I've ever actually seen Slipstream. I always confused it with Millennium (1989)

    Think I'll go rectify that right now. Thanks Youtube!

     
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    "Right now, Episode IX is set to be directed by Michael Bay, who elected to split the movie into two parts to avoid making the movie too dense"

    That's hilarious!:D
     
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    and ends tonight....maybe.

    Coming after this is the second spin-off, Jar Jar’s Big Adventure, from director Josh Trank, who has cast Michael B. Jordan to portray a younger version of the character through motion-capture technology (Ahmed Best’s involvement is uncertain).

    so glad this is finally getting of the ground. its been talked about for a while now.

    Kevin Smith will be the director of the third spin-off movie, which is currently under the working title of Droids: R2-D2 & C-3PO Strike Back By Chasing Tusked Whomp-Rats.
    Kevin smith would do star wars right if he really had the chance. who wouldnt like to se J-Mewes as Boba Fett?

    Episode VIII will feature shot-for-shot remakes of crucial scenes from The Star Wars Holiday Special, as director Rian Johnson aspired to make a movie better than the aforementioned television movie.

    at last, we finally have a replacement for @Wuhrer thanks Bea...you're a pal and a confidant

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    Shouldn't this be merged with the FAKING STAR WARS thread?
     
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    Indeed!
     
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    #TheAncientFearStrikesBack
     
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    Wouldn't this be the biggest scoop?

    Worlds-Largest-Ice-Cream-Scooper.jpg
     
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    Micheal Bay would make a great director for Star Wars 9.

    Edit. I am just going to say I am joking before i run off and forget about this post and people think I am being serious.
     
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    One thing is for sure if MB was involved we'd get some serious action and explosions. No story though
     
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    Every girl would be wearing the metal bikini too.
     
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    I've heard rumors that Justin Bieber is demanding Effron's role so they're turning the character into two twin brothers who interchange every scene.

    So one moment it's Zac Effron, it cuts to something else, and when they cut back it's Justin Bieber in the same role
     
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    Damn do not remind me of the TFA Efron rumors again. Every time someone said he may get a role in the film a little part of me died. Glad we can laugh about them now but man I do not like him.
     
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    Why am I seeing Star Trek: Nemesis when l think of this combination...?
     
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    You mean this wasn't a production still?

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    Funny that Biebs was dating his sister!!
     
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    UGH that made me cringe so hard...I actually feel a little sick in my stomach when I look at that. Thank the Maker that never came to be.
     
    #20 Zeriah, Apr 1, 2015
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