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HUMOR The Knights of BEN

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by gee666, Aug 31, 2015.

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  1. gee666

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    Oh my god we've all been had, i've been reading a lot of old threads to get an idea on the mad Journey all you long time members have been on in terms of theories and spoilers and I was taken with the Luke's the bad guy stuff. What if it''s not "The Knights of Ren" but the Knights of BEN" that's right Ben Skywalker, Luke's dead son who's death sends him over the edge and he creates a Sith army in the name of. All that merch has a wee sticker over the two bottom legs of the R in Ren revealing a connecting white line making them say Ben :O




    I am of course joking but some of the stuff I've been reading is amazing, thought provoking, great, funny, shocking and sometimes weird.
    And I love it all.
    Looks like you guys have had a lot of fun debating and discussing all this stuff. keep it up
     
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    ♫ Beeeeeeeeeeen, the two of us need look no mooooooooooooooooooooore... ♫
     
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    Or perhaps the "Knights of Ken" ?
    [​IMG]

    Yeah speculation gets a bit wild sometimes but it's all good in the hood! ;) Love this place.
     
    #3 Kryptic Mind, Aug 31, 2015
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    knights of ren... and stimpy?


    ren.jpg
     
    #4 DarthPilkington, Aug 31, 2015
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    Haven't seen that, love it.

    Now why didn't i think of that, getting too old.
    --- Double Post Merged, Aug 31, 2015, Original Post Date: Aug 31, 2015 ---
    That....that would be something ;p
     
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    Yup and their rank goes with the metric system:

    Kylo Ben, his master Mega Ben and the almight Giga Ben.

    They are all under the apprenticeship of Tera Ben (the original Ghost Ben went Poltergeist)
     
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    Ah I see you have been reading some other site, I can exclusively reveal that Ben didn't die at all and the supreme leader is......Ben Ben, otherwise known by his abbreviation BB-8 dun dun dun
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    he's just really small and runs around inside it like a hamster in a ball
     
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    They defeated "the Knights of ¥en" from the Japan'oine system....

    And while the Knights of Ben where busy worshipping their false idols ...... upload_2015-9-1_1-33-13.png


    Another dark order arose from the shadows.....






    The Knights of Glenn !!



    upload_2015-9-1_1-18-13.png upload_2015-9-1_0-9-4.png upload_2015-9-1_0-9-47.png upload_2015-9-1_0-10-19.png



    Yeah ok, i think its time to go to bed now.........
     
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    Fool....Bow before the power of the Knights of [​IMG]
     
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    the closest thing to the force as we can possible get is a Penn and Teller show. Long live the Knights of Penn!
     
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    possibly one of my all time favorite things I've seen on here
     
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    The Knights Of The Trash Man?
     
    #12 Pomojema, Sep 1, 2015
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    Knights Of Dim Sum!

    image.jpg
     
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    Knights of [​IMG]
     
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    If the Knights of Ren are after Sith artifacts, would the most precious treasure not be Vaders lightsabre but actually Vader's grandchild.

    It could explain how they were so interested in Kylo.
     
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    well I bet it's "the knights of JAR"

    jar jar.png
     
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    Soooooooooo Close :p
     
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    BY THE POWER OF HINDSIGHT!

    It seems weird that Leia and Han would name their kid after Obi-Wan. It seems like something Luke would do.
     
    #18 Pomojema, Dec 18, 2015
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    No, no, you got it all wrong! It´s another Ben!
    Disney is making a LOT of square paper "Knights" of this Ben right here:
    [​IMG]
     
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    ...wouldn't that make him Kylo Ben ?
     
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