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HUMOR What's hiding inside BB-8?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Jan 1, 2015.

  1. MarsPhoenix

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    No...no...no... I am not going to make jokes about a little person having the ride of his life Inside the droid when it starts rolling...

    I think we covered every serious speculating aspect of Episode VII, so now, I think it's time to get to the real things.

    What can you hide Inside BB-8?

    We all know, R2-D2 was full of cool gadgets, like a tazer gun, a lightsaber, a saw, an hologram projector, boosters, a cell phone...etc.

    The problem with BB-8 is when it starts spinning. If you hide something in it that is breakable, it would fly around and breaks in pieces.

    So what cool gadget and items are hiding Inside that funky ball droid? Or what can be stored Inside?

    My picks:

    - A corkscrew
    - a Bingo game
    - Bubble gum
    - Peanuts
    - Rey's spare underwear.
     
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    how about another droid - that would be weird.
     
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    I had the same idea! Like a russian doll.

    BB-8 hides multiple BB-subdroids
     
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    - A sonic screwdriver
    - Air freshener
    - A small flask (of the Ol' Janx Spirit or Pangalactic Gargle Blaster)
    - And a toothbrush
     
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    Would it be cool it hides some heavy and badass weaponry, like a Grenade launcher or a peanut catapult.
     
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    Pop tarts and condoms.
     
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    Probably everything is stuck in it's little head and not the body. Unless of course there's a spike ball mode that can be activated when it sees a Stormtrooper :D
     
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    That makes me wonder, could there be 2 modes to BB-8, one as a morph ball and the other one as a normal droid? Like in the Metroid videogame.
     
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    BB's, raisins, donut holes, cellphone, lightsaber, deodorent, keys, a robotic hand, kool-aid
     
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    It's hiding Luke's hand, which actually serves as BB-8's engine if you will; a cross between Thing from the Addams Family and the way in which Fred Flintstone would run to power his car.

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    Fred and Barney were pioneers in pedi-podracing.

    P.S. This guy is very flexible and can live for a very long time. Eesa Poetry!

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    A ghost!
     
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    LOL
    While rolling, if you'd put a piano Under BB-8, the hand would play Great Balls of Fire!

    Very interesting theory, could it then be Luke's Ghost haunting BB-8?

    Or OBB-1
     
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    Taken 4: an intergalactic buddy film, starring JJ and QGJ.
     
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    The more I think about it, the more it makes sense!

    J J is fooling with us. What makes BB-8 move is OB-1's Force Ghost!

    BB-8 being the 8th object OB-1 haunts. Let's find out the other 7:

    The Torpedo in ANH?
    Some snowball in ESB?
    A rock in ESB (Could be that swamp creature though)
    R5-D4 Oh wait, he was still alive by then.
    Max Rebo's keyboard, an Oberheim OB-6
    Leia's Slave Girl bra
    Luke's mechanical hand?!?
     
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    If this popped up from QT-8's head, some people would go crazy.

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    A hydrospanner
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    A blaster
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    An iPod Shuffle
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    A wine bucket
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    A soccer ball
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    Ramen noodles (Rey's favorite snack)
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    Vader's helmet
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    An Ultimate Swiss Army Knife
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    Vader's helmet! LOL
    So that's where it's been hiding all along.

    Is BB-8 a hoarder?
     
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    Indeed. He's a theif and pickpocket too. I forgot to include my wallet and some jogans in there too.

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