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HUMOR I want YOUR Star Wars hot takes

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by RoyleRancor, Apr 9, 2019.

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    thanks, he always looked small, which brings me to me action hero rant

    action heroes MUST MUST MUST be north of 1.8288m (6 feet ) and south of 50 in age, also cannot be too tall, south of my height 2.086m
     
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    I here is mine

    I actually didn’t really like Luke turning up at the end of The Mandalorian.

    Not that I didn’t except it or understand why they did but my thoughts when that X-Wing showed up was Oh so they are going that route with the Jedi who take on BY training.

    Having said that the last scene between Din & BY is absolutely fantastic & one of my favourites fromThe Mandalorian.
     
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    Hot take: the Exogorth exists only to drive the Falcon out of hiding, otherwise Han and co. can stay there indefinitely and your chase movie has suddenly stalled.
     
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    You're not wrong.
     
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    this 3.png
     
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    totally right it felt a little out of pocket, even though i did enjoy watching him slay
     
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    Like Tom Cruise you mean?
     
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    thats facts haha
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    just the male ones though you mean
     
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    yes, of course, sorry should have said that
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    I wish we saw Bo-Katan more in tcw, I'm not sure if that's unpopular or not, my brother absolutely hates her and finds her annoying. she is one of my all-time fav star wars characters.
     
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    thats so funny i love her i think her character development is great
     
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    yeah, I agree, maybe my brother just hates her cuz I love her, but *shrugs* I don't know..
     
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    bo 2.jpg
    These should be perfect for him, for many birthdays to come.
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    Make this his avatar on your phone so you can laugh every time he calls or texts.
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    Never let him forget.
     
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    I agree
     
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    Yeah she is a good character. I think that her lack of appearance in the CW was well replaced with here appearance in Mando
     
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    she had more screen time in clone wars probably lol
     
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    Yeah I know. I just think that the quality of her even in live action makes up for any time she could have had in CW ya know?
     
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    That's BS. There are several great action heroes who are smaller than that.

    1) Tom Cruise => 1.70 m
    2) Antonio Banderas => 1.74 m
    3) Charles Bronson => 1.74 m
    4) Jackie Chan => 1.74 m
    5) Daniel Craig => 1.78 m
    6) Mel Gibson => 1.77 m
    7) Chuck Norris => 1.78 m
    8) Silvester Stallone => 1.77 m

    I could go on, but to quote Yoda here:
     
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    I was joking really. I picked out Tom Cruise sarcastically as an example of an action hero actor who, at 5' 7", is famously quite short and so doesn't meet your height standards.
     
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