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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Alamact

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    You PROCEED to SWALLOW the MEDALLION because you don't TRUST your FELLOW COMPANIONS enough. Your stomach, on the other hand, has EARNED your UNDYING LOYALTY.

    You just hope there won't be ANY SPECIFIC REASON to USE IT in the NEAR FUTURE, because that THING ain't COMING OUT CLEAN.

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    VAN: "What now?"
    STAN: "I suppose I’ll have to see that besalisk bartender once again."
    OCEAN: "We don’t have time for backtracking, Master Jedi!"
    STAN: "Is your tool really that important?"
    OCEAN: "One of a kind."

    VAN: "So, uh... you’re a lady..."
    OCEAN: "Yes?"
    VAN: "...would you have sex with me?"

    You COUGH.

    STAN: "Well, that’s one way to break the ice, kid."

    OCEAN: "What!?"
    VAN: "I’ll pay you. I promise."
    OCEAN: "I feel patently insulted right now."
    VAN: "Oh, come on! I’m not that ugly!"
    OCEAN: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend. He’s such a tool."

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    You've HAD IT with these MOOFMILKING SYNONYMS in this MOOFMILKING CHAPTER!

    OCEAN: "Yeah, I thought that part was clear. We're looking for him, right?"
    STAN: "What's that got to do with eleven inches? No, I don't feel like I want that question answered."

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    In HINDSIGHT, this was an OBVIOUS SETUP.

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    LOOK on the BRIGHT SIDE, STAN. You've got TWO COMPANIONS now and both of their SIDE QUESTS are finally FULLY UNVEILED.

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    You MUSE about your CURRENT SITUATION. You've half a MIND to just LEAVE ALL this CRAP BEHIND, GO HOME and DRINK some BOOZE.

    However, since you're a JEDI MASTER, after all, this is TECHNICALLY PART of your JOB DESCRIPTION.

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    You DECIDE to PROCEED onto the NEXT AREA™.

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    With the HELP of your COMPANIONS, of course! Even if, you know, you're ACTUALLY the one HELPING THEM.

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    You have now ENTERED the MOST R-RATED ALLEY that a PG-13 ADVENTURE could AFFORD.

    In front of you are some UNUSABLE BOXES called SCENE PROPS, a VERY NICE LADY, some BUCKETS of QUESTIONABLE LIQUID, and an ODD-LOOKING FELLOW that apparently RECOGNIZED your SALAD-EATING COMPANION, OCEAN. It looks like the FEELING is MUTUAL, but you're not quite sure if that's the TOOL you're looking for.

    What do you do?
     
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    Wait... we can knock two birds out with one stone here. I mean Van's a strapping young lad, and surely Quest chick (What the hell was her name?) would happily take a real expert on the subject of tools over some tool lay man such as yourself. This would free you up to go about spending you're evening like you originally intended, by drinking, and binge eating the finest foods!

    Edit: Gosh dangit Almanact! The double post got me again!

    Well... I guess we can still knock out both side quest here, plus that Pizeria sounds like just the kind of place for you to eat your woes away... by dining on someone-else's!
     
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    Jesus Christ I think this is the most f*cked up thing I ever saw in ORPA yet! +1000 to you! Just... just the entire zone pretty much got me laughing hard.

    'Your loss is our sauce!'
     
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    SEARCH R-RATED ALLEY FOR DODGY CURRY FOR FUTURE MEDALLION REMOVAL
    >_
     
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    Oooh, I'm loving the pace of these updates!
    Paint Adventures at its raunchiest yet! I love it! ^^
    Go and TALK to the NICE LADY! ARRANGE a NIGHT to REMEMBER for your LITTLE PADAWAN. With an ENDEARING POST such as "SUCK 4A BUCK" she's CERTAINLY not riddled with anything LETHAL and is TOTALLY the CUDDLY TYPE.

    This will EARN you his LOYALTY, which for some reason will GIVE HIM PLOT ARMOR to NOT DIE in an imminent SUICIDE MISSION or something!
     
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    You are STAN THE CON(SULAR) MAN(DALORIAN), MASTER of the QUESTIONABLE LIQUIDS, of course you shall add them to your collection.

    Other than that, go ask the old beggar holding the sign if he's seen any VERY NICE LADIES around. You could use one right now, but unfortunately you don't see any.
     
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    I don't think that's an old beggar...
     
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    So much this. :D
    This makes what? Four updates in three days? Really awesome pace! I am enjoying this chapter a lot.



    GO and TALK to that ODD LOOKING MAN. He is PROBABLY a VEGAN too and MAY KNOW where you could find OCEAN'S BOYTOY!
     
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    :D
     
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    How do we know him "missing the joke" wasn't a joke? It seems like one of those ones to me :p.

    Suck 40 buck? Stay away from that respectable lady, it sounds like she eats money for a living. Who on earth would pay someone to eat money? :confused:

    Keep your wallet closed folks! ;)
     
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    If Mass Effect 2 taught me anything, it's never assume there isn't a suicide mission. I second this idea.
     
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    Of all the places you want your TOOL to be, this is not one of them!! Tell OCEAN that she may want to take a nice long BACTA BATH if this is where her boyfriend is hanging out. And as for VAN

    Endorsed!
     
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    Get the succ from that distinguished lady over there.

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    Take some QUESTIONABLE LIQUID to retrive medalion quickly back. You can use it to pay a night with that LADY CALLED NICE SMILE for your depressed young padawan.
     
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    You've done it now... I have to make this suggestion.

    You use the NICE SMILE LADY's "expertise" to retrieve the necklace, and then pay her with it to assist your padawan with his shortcomings! xD

    This does not mean I endorse my own suggestion :D.
     
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    Ask the NICE LADY who must be CLEARLY DERANGED what a BUCK is. Unless she's looking for a BUCKET, then you should ADDRESS that she forgot the ET at the end...

    ...wait a minute...
     
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    There once was a girl from Nantucket...
     
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    It seems you need no longer search for purge :)
     
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