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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Boushhdisguise

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    I need some more Dance votes! You know with Saber's got it in him!!!
     
    #3041 Boushhdisguise, Aug 17, 2017
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    Pomojema Ayatollah Of Rock-&-Rolla
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    One for CHOKE, one for DANCE! Ought to look a little something like this:

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    #3042 Pomojema, Aug 18, 2017
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    One for BDSM and another for GIRLTALK! This should unlock NEW and EXCITING CONVERSATION OPTIONS with RED.
     
    #3043 Spacebeast48, Aug 18, 2017
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    Editing at 0:47 - pure genius.
     
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    Humbled by @GingerByte 's recent expression of support for the FO's work, I'm going to change my vote to 1 for CHOKE, and 1 for DANCE.
     
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  6. Alamact

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    Dialogue heavy updates are upon us, folks. We need to wrap this storyline up - probably in two or three updates including this one. Special shout-out to @RockyRoadHux for finally breaking the tie.
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    You decide to INVEST TWO POINTS into HEALTH. Because CHOICES MATTER.

    This is totally the STAT you CHOSE and it is not in any way a BLATANT and DISRESPECTFUL ATTEMPT by the AUTHOR to RAILROAD and SIMPLIFY the LEVELING SYSTEM.

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    However, before your choice is CONFIRMED by the PROMPT, you decide to STOP and ADDRESS your companions. We wouldn't want to have ANOTHER ACCIDENT on our hands here, would we?

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    Or that time on MALASTARE, come to think of it. Very fast, very dangerous.

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    The SITH APPRENTICE raises a PARTICULARLY SOUND POINT.

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    And you just come to the REALIZATION that instead of being PRIVY to this entire CONVERSATION, you could have DRONED OFF and LEVELED UP your ATTRIBUTES. But no, you're CONSIDERATE like that.

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    You OPEN UP your CHARACTER PAGE once again, ready to INVEST in the SPECIFIC ATTRIBUTES you've ALREADY CHOSEN.

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    One for CHOKE and one for DANCE. You might consider naming this a MOMENT of SPONTANEOUS DEMENTIA, but you'd probably FORGET all about it until the RECURRENCE of this JOKE would inevitably OCCUR.

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    SABER: "There! Now we can return to pointlessly standing around in this exposed alley."
    FAZ: "Is there a particular reason we're doing that, boss?"
    SABER: "Not anymore."
    FAZ: "Right. Could you brief us then, at least? What are we running from?"

    SABER: "I don't know, but it eludes me in the Force. I believe it is some kind of rogue Sith, a silent assassin. Its bond with the Force seems strangely pure and absolute."
    FLAVIA: "What makes you say that?"
    SABER: "I saw it crush a fellow Sith within his own armor. We must not underestimate it, and we must not let it undermine the war effort."
    FAZ: "What does it want?"

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    Before you are ready to DEPART CORELLIA for GOOD, there is one FINAL CHOICE for you to pick.

    You can contact General Fux, thereby notifying him of your intent to go back to NAR SHADDAA to look for more information about the Disciples of Silence at the dying behest of that MYSTERIOUS KNIGHT. Alternatively, you can break protocol and keep your movements a SECRET even from your SUPERIORS, effectively branching you off from the IMPERIAL MILITARY.

    What do you do?
     
    #3046 Alamact, Aug 22, 2017
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  7. oldbert

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    You should break the protocoll. Protocoll is boring. Secrecy is fun.
    Easy desicion.
     
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    Contact General Fux, but keep your intentions secret without letting him know you have secret intentions.
    if you don't contact him, he'll get suspicious.

    p.s. Faz's eyeroll is hilarious. : D
     
    #3048 FN-3263827, Aug 22, 2017
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    This!


    And @Alamact....
    Oh please please please make the lesson monumental when it comes if for no other reason then to remind us all that the biggest danger to democracy is one of it's main postulates: that one of the rule of majority that poor Padmé knew so well :p ;)
     
    #3049 Greywalker, Aug 22, 2017
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  10. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Establish a link to General Fux, then cut your signal off after a few seconds. This way the General knows you haven't gone rogue and you'll also have the necessary privacy to conduct your research until the Empire locates you once more.
     
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  11. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    Loved the dialogue in this update and Ratch is lowkey becoming my favorite character.
    Endorsed! If he gives you lip just cut the transmission off.

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    'I'm sorry I'm having trouble hearing you I'm getting a lot of bantha poodoo on this line."
     
    #3051 Capt. Andrew Luck, Aug 22, 2017
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    Going to keep my fingers crossed the Missy&Saber update is next. ^^
    Ohh yeah! That's the way!!

    We don't necessarily HAVE TO tell him about the Disciples. Just that we feel we are better serving the Empire by going to Nar Shaddaa. Sith Lords are outside the regular chain of command, right?
     
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    Support!
     
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    Contact General Fux, he at least DESERVES a HEADS UP that you FAILED UTTERLY AT YOUR JOB

    I mean FOR FUXS SAKE at least
     
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  15. Darth Bob

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    Keep your secrets.... But don't look like you're trying to keep your secrets.

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    #3055 Darth Bob, Aug 23, 2017
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    Voting to CALL GENERAL FUX!
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  17. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    The more Holocron-head images I see, the more disturbing they seem to get.




    I like that.
     
    #3057 Dork Lord of the Bith, Aug 23, 2017
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    The ORPA Newcomer's drinking game:
    - drink a shot every time Al says "folks"
    - drink a shot for every "DOOPED" moment
    - drink 2 shots for every time Saber does an unnecessary flip
    - drink 5 shots whenever Snote's impossibly large nose is referenced

    See yourself become Stanfaced drunk as you reach Act 2.
     
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    ...I thought it was pronounced "fux" ??
     
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    Let's not even deal with Fux. He was supposed to be your home boy for life, but now he's just sent you to your doom. I think it's time to find new friends, and by that I mean the three ladies you find yourself loitering around with. Jeez, good thing you dumped all those points into girltalk early or else this would be hell.
     
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