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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Wait... wha... :eek: Ohw SABEEEER!!! You FORGOT to BREAK-UP the TRANSMISSION, you MOOF-MILKER! :mad:

    Do something RIGHT for ONCE in your life! :D
    USE your BRANDNEW DANCING skills , TAKE her hand and WALZ her aboard. :cool:
    THEN use GIRL-TALK and WOO her in a way that MOST women sadly enough only get to DREAM of...

    Go GET her, you manly man you! ;)


    Holy Gaffi-sticks on a BONFIRE, @Alamact! That was LEGENDARY! :)
    Oh man, we really messed things up this time haven't we? :rolleyes:
     
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    Don't have GoT to watch this week? Don't worry fam. Al's got you covered!

    What I love about ORPA is the attention Al pays to the facial expressions. With the format the comic is using, it sometimes feels like I'm watching actors performing a scene.
    Didn't we hang up on Fux?? Or are you suggesting Saber should have hung up BEFORE he quit the Empire?
    Endorsed!

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    Indeed it is a solace for the GoT deprived geek. It has many of the same ingredients:
    More characters than you care to remember, sketchy politics, intrigue, convoluted plotlines... just no dragons and no nudity/sex. (Who knows what's still to come... Al?)

    Yeah! That was the whole point of contacting Fux in the first place... to insinuate loyalty! So we wouldn't need to sever those ties (yet). Act as if we were reporting to him as a loyal servant and then feigning an atmospheric disturbance which would disrupt the connection and we would be free to do as we pleased for the time being.

    But now... *sigh*
     
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    THAT W
    THIS WAS THE GREATEST UPDATE EVER!! I LOVE YOU SABER!!!!! (screams like a teenage girl) Nice kitty.....save some for meeeeee!
     
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    Lay on the sexy Saber! You know she's got it bad. And they all voted for Girltalk when I wanted dance, so put it to work.
     
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    If this was a movie, this would be one of my fav scenes in the entire saga!
    But then... I am Darth Saber.
    I think all the suggestions about us being firm with Fux and ditching the Empire made the story go a different way. I have 1 question for Al though: Is it OK to assume that Ratchet and Saber's dad BOTH died on the same battlefield?
    ANNOY RED. FOR OLD TIMES SAKE!
     
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    There is no time for hesitation.
    Take a risk... Maybe... kiss a chiss :)
     
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    Ohh my gosh! This update was everything I could have wanted and more!! ^^
    Things with Missy went much smoother than I anticipated , but I mean... Saber also got some character development in the meantime.

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    Don't think I can add anything to the suggestions (I like what we've got a lot) so I'm just gonna endorse @DarthSnow's brilliant idea for an ORPA movie Fancasting thread.
     
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    I used to be heavily involved in a thread in the pre-launch SWTOR forums called "Trooper Boot Camp". It was a light-hearted open RP thread taking a fun glimpse into the life of a Republic Training Facility. I love these sorts of canon/humor infusions.
     
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    TFW even lightsided Sith got more game than you:

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    Since Saber is red, and Missy is blue will they have purple babies?
     
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    I change my choice to SABER saying "As you WISH."

    Contextually innappropriately, of course, because it's Saber.
     
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    This is the final Corellia update, folks. I don't know if we'll be revisiting the planet again in the adventure, and while it's been fun to deconstruct the "war" in Star Wars a bit, it's time to return to the main plot. Rest assured that the Sith Empire plot will still be continued and interwoven throughout Legacy, but the bulk of it likely won't be resolved till Act III - which is shaping up to be quite an Imperial-centric story.
    Hello BBP, and welcome to the thread! I always remember those days of the pre-launch craze fondly and I think that it was a certain kind of atmosphere that has never truly been replicated since - an odd comparison, but the SWTOR forums back then reminded me of a heavily romanticized version of the Wild West - we didn't know what we were getting or what the game would end up being, we were all just this ragtag bunch of creative nuts participating in community projects to sate our boredom till launch day, and it's a shame that no trace of those days remains. In fact, it was that nostalgia tickling the back of my head that even got me to seek @Lankist out initially to do the sequel. Crazy to think a year and half has passed from that time.
    You know, I was wondering if this song would ever come up in context.
    It is a very good assumption to have, yes. The internal logic of the update (even Corellia as a whole) was to show how paternal figures have each differently affected the characters who were brought together by them. I am, of course, talking about Saber, Ratchet and Fux here. Missy is the newcomer entering this theme as she reunites with Saber merely a short time after confirming the death of her own father. I went through three different drafts before I got this scene written in a way that I was satisfied with. I tried adding some humor into it, but it just didn't mesh well and detracted from the emotional core of the moment and I'm ultimately glad I went against that.

    It simply wasn't justifiable for our Missy to act cold towards Saber, considering what she went though to bring him back from the front lines. If she never went back and stayed focused on finding Mynock and Kestrel with Doop, we would have had a very different kind of reunion on our hands and much later in the narrative.
    Asking the real questions, obviously.

    I don't think even Pablo can help us out here, and I am aware that this is a joke - but if I were to take a proper guess, I would assume that they would end up looking like regular Chiss (provided that conception is even viable between Chiss and Sith in the first place). The thing about the Sith as a race, is that their genes are hardly dominant. Purity was a big deal for their species as a result of this. Back in the old lore, they sort of died out by modern Star Wars times due to intermingling with humans - of course, the fact that their Empire fell probably also played a major factor in their extinction.
    I genuinely want to do these, but they mess with the current scene transition. They'll be included in the next couple of updates.
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    Your COMPANIONS are having SECOND THOUGHTS about this PLOT MERGER.

    Luckily, you'll show them that MISSY is completely trustworthy by ENTHRALLING her with your UPGRADED DANCE SKILLS.

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    You attempt to use your GIRTALK SKILLS with the SUBTLETY of a LARGE, BLUNT WEAPON.

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    ERROR. Insufficient GIRLTALK.

    What a surprise!

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    What a poor sense of judgement.

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    Seriously, dude. TURN OFF your DAMN LIGHTSABER. POWER CELLS have FEELINGS TOO.

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER. You are also IN SPACE.

    You've spent the past few hours in the COCKPIT of your OWN SHIP, the CENTENNIAL TURKEY. That's right! You're definitely the SOLE LEGITIMATE OWNER of this SHIP at present. Since you sent COLUMBO AWAY with GALT, and MISSY went to RESCUE SABER, you are left with the B-TEAM to keep you company.

    Your KATH HOUND, POACHIE, has made a mess out of your favorite poster and there is also a MYSTERIOUS TRAIL of CREDITS leading out of the ROOM that you honestly swear wasn't originally there prior to your NAP PRODUCTIVE BREAK.

    What do you do?
     
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    Thx for going in depth Al!
    FOLLOW the MYSTERIOUS TRAIL of CREDITS.

    SURELY THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF QUIRKY TRAP!
     
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    BLADEBOWL CONFIRMED!!! GET HYPE!
     
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    BRING ME THE UPDATE STRETCHER!

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    Choices, choices. The way I see it we have two. The first is we discipline Poachie in the manner your master always used on you, a good smacking with a rolled newspaper, the second is of course your MO, following the credits.
     
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    Then SIC POACHIE on JEEVES if the smacking makes him too grumpy.

    This is all JEEVES' FAULT for not BABYSITTING HIM properly!
     
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    The best way to clear your head before making any choices:
    Clean up the mess.
    Afterwards take the first credit piece and hold it under Poachies nose and then use your kath hounds instincts and follow him.
     
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