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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    PEE YOURSELF. Hopefully the sight of you LOSING CONTROL of you BLADDER will sufficiently disgust the SITH LORD that he will be too distracted to maintain his CONCENTRATION.
     
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    We need JUN BLAND to do a scene like this, obviously with different circumstances. Like, he messes up something really badly and then long term it turns out he's pretty much cured cancer singlehandedly! (or did some other miraculously bizarre heroic act)

    Then he's just standing there on the podium, ready to receive his MEDAL of VALOURE™ and he's like "I have no idea what's going on here... i had no part in this, I did nothing. You can't blame me!" xD
     
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    LAMENT the fact that you did not PEE in a JAR prior to this ENCOUNTER. Unless you DID thanks to the power of RETCON. Throw that PEE JAR, and make your ESCAPE.
     
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    JUN is FAR TOO PATRIOTIC for this CROSS-FACTION RECRUITMENT NONSENSE!
    [​IMG]

    You give your BEST ATTEMPT at HOLDING the GOLDEN TIDES of SHAME AWAY, but frankly, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE right now.

    ...any LAST SHRED of DECENCY this ADVENTURE once had VANISHED with that DOUBLE ENTENDRE.

    [​IMG]

    "I warned you not to trust me." SAYS the MYSTERIOUS MAN as he SEXUALLY-HARASSES the MIDDLE-AGED SITH LORD to DEATH with his PISTOL, simply because the AUTHOR couldn't BOTHER making the ANIMATION look less RISQUE.

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    You come to the CHILLING REALIZATION that this MAN is, in fact, SIS GUY... and that he's been EVALUATING you EVER SINCE you LOOTED the MAILBOX.

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    CHEKHOV'S BLADDER finally sets off as you EMBARRASS yourself to your EMPLOYER in a SPECTACULAR FASHION. This brings back the memories of your FIRST JOB INTERVIEW...

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    SIS GUY tells you that you're an IDIOT who BROKE ANY and ALL RULES set by his MESSAGE. You DREW TOO MUCH ATTENTION to yourself in the PUB; you are CARRYING IMPERIAL-GRADE WEAPONRY gifted by an IMPERIAL; you brought along a COMPANION even if the NOTE EXPLICITLY FORBID you from having one; and you caused an ABSOLUTELY MURDEROUS MAYHEM on the STREETS by mere ACCIDENT.

    You're JUST the KIND of IDIOT the SIS NEEDS!

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    SIS GUY is NOTIFIED of your MESSAGE from LUNK as he now ATTEMPTS to CLARIFY this CLANDESTINE MESS: "The Senate has received word that the CHISS ASCENDANCY wants to switch sides in the war, and that their SENATOR is on DANTOOINE as we speak. It is imperative that we SECURE their AID if we're ever to LIBERATE this planet from the clutches of the EMPIRE."

    SIS GUY orders you to FOLLOW him along to the PLAZA where the MEETING is about to take place, at least, if LUNK'S WORD is to be BELIEVED.

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    You now arrive to BIBA PLAZA, the cultural center of the CITY of KHOONDA. In less EPIC TERMS, you CROSS a COUPLE of STREETS to GET HERE... and all without BREAKING a SWEAT, might you ADD! Your CONDITION has CLEARLY IMPROVED.

    Your CONTACT is STANDING right in front of you, next to a LARGE BIBA TREE. She is also ACCOMPANIED by a SNOTTY PRIVATE.

    What do you do?
     
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    Talk to that HK-55 WANNABE. Tell him to GET the HELL OFF this PLAZA! Some SKETCHY blast is about to HAPPEN HERE.
     
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    Inform Subject Blue that she either talks to you alone.. or not at all! This purposefully puts the Alliance at risk over petty details, of course.

    ...BUT AT LEAST YOU LOOK TOUGH DOING IT!
     
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    YOU CAN'T ALLOW THE EMPIRE to try to SMOOTH TALK or DOWNPLAY your attempts at SMOOTH TALKING the CHISS and DOWNPLAYING the IMPERIAL'S OFFERS.

    DISTRACT the IMPERIALS IN THE AREA by POINTING OUT that a QUADRUPLE MURDER HAS OCCURED MERELY A COUPLE STREETS AWAY and that THEY SHOULD INVESTIGATE IT IMMEDIATELY by GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE and START DOING THEIR JOBS.
     
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    See if you can fish any information out of DARTH HOTROD-HELM over in the back left. Surely he's IMPORTANT due to his CUSTOM HELMIT.
     
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    That yellow DROID is quite OBVIOUSLY an ASSASSIN DROID, and certainly NOT a PROTOCOL DROID fluent in 6 MILLION forms of COMMUNICATION. ASSASSINATE it before it can ASSASSINATE its own TARGET, which you CANNILY SURMISE is your CHISS CONTACT.

    Possibly even do it DRAMATICALLY, yelling "GET DOWN!" as you KNOCK your CONTACT to the GROUND to keep her out of HARM'S WAY.
     
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    You should hide your PEED pants, how could you talk with CHISSIE GIRL in condition like that? Stand behind BIBA TREE (few leafs on it should be enough), and start conversation with her.
     
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    Inform the Imperials that SNOTTY PRIVATE is a senator about to betray the empire.Then as they walk away with him you are free to talk to the REAL senator that is obviously the guy in the yellow armour.
     
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    [​IMG]

    You do the WISE THING by SHOUTING BLOODY MURDER in the STREETS close to the PLAZA. Hopefully, this will CLEAR OUT the SCENE from any UNWELCOME IMPERIAL ENTANGLEMENTS!

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    You manage to do HALF your JOB.

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    However, you have AN IDEA about HANDLING that HOT-ROD HOT-HEAD SITH WARRIOR, whilst ALSO securing a PRIVATE CONVERSATION with SUBJECT BLUE without THE PRIVATE!

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    "That CHISS OFFICER over there is part of the REBEL ALLIANCE and a TRAITOR! TAKE HIM AWAY!"

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    OUCH! You probably wouldn't want to be in THE PRIVATE'S PANTS right now; even with ALL THINGS CONSIDERED! MAYBE it's for the BEST you didn't PESTER the SITH WARRIOR with INANE QUESTIONS about his JOB or the STATE of the CITY and other such GENERIC "INVESTIGATE" OPTIONS.

    Only one thing left to do...

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    You CONSIDER the FACT that this GOLDEN-PLATED ADMIRER of HK-55 DROIDS is actually a REAL, TANGIBLE PART of the PLOT! You ACCUSE him of BEING a CHISS SENATOR and DEMAND that he REVEALS his FACE!

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    ACTUALLY IS MUSCO.

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    WELL, OKAY THEN...

    What do you do?
     
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    Brilliant! Musco needs to see this! xD

    RECRUIT MUSCO to be your PARTNER! He's ALREADY IN on the PLOT, you MIGHT as well MAKE him USEFUL!
     
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    THOROUGHLY ENDORSE THIS NOTION

    OFFER MUSCO a MARSHMELLOW as a TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP and GOOD WILL
     
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    ALSO ENDORSED!

    SIS GUY will just have to...

    :cool:

    DEAL WITH IT.
     
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    Interesting conundrum we have here.
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    You PONDER your OPTIONS CAREFULLY. On one hand, you could EARN YOURSELF a SHINY, COMPLETELY TRUTHWORTHY COMPANION to HELP YOU ALONG in the TREACHEROUS TRAVAILS AHEAD.

    On the other hand, this is your ONE CHANCE to make him PAY for ALL those CERTIFIED HK-55 BACKSCRATCHERS™ and HK-55 AUTHENTIC GOLDEN TOILET PAPER ROLLS™ that he's been SPAM-MAILING you with in the RECENT YEARS!

    What's NEXT!? HK-55 POSTERS!?

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    You UNSHEATHE your MIGHTY WEAPON and POINT it TOWARDS the BOTTOMLESS ABYSS where MUSCO'S HEART ONCE RESIDED; BEFORE THE DARK TIMES, BEFORE THE EMPIRE.

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    MUSCO: "If you strike me down, the SNIPER shall become LESS POWERFUL than you could POSSIBLY IMAGINE... even if GAME BALANCE isn't really my thing, you know."

    MUSCO THREATENS with a PUNISHMENT MORE SEVERE than a SIMPLE NERF! Can you still do it?

    CAN YOU SHOOT THE MUSCO, and SUFFER the POTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS!?
     
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    Great post!

    CHOICES MATTER!™

    There is no NERF, there is only THE FARCE.

    SHOOT HIM.
     
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    Subtle.
    AAAAAAAAND I'M FLOORED! xD
    [​IMG]
     
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    shoot the Dirty Musco--but in the hand so he can't click the send button anymore.

    then give him a marshmallow.
     
    #580 FN-3263827, Jun 10, 2016
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